1 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:26,375 Prestige Garden 2 00:01:52,668 --> 00:01:53,418 Hello? 3 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:55,418 This is the food delivery man. 4 00:01:56,458 --> 00:01:58,250 I think you gave me the wrong address. 5 00:01:58,958 --> 00:02:00,833 There doesn't seem to be anyone living here. 6 00:03:05,793 --> 00:03:07,293 Stay away! 7 00:03:17,668 --> 00:03:18,583 Jeez... 8 00:03:57,375 --> 00:03:58,458 What? 9 00:04:18,708 --> 00:04:21,250 Announce yourself before you come in next time! 10 00:04:21,918 --> 00:04:23,708 Your face looks like a Halloween party gone wrong! 11 00:04:23,750 --> 00:04:24,583 You know that right? 12 00:04:25,375 --> 00:04:27,375 (Little Boss) 13 00:04:29,500 --> 00:04:30,000 Come here. 14 00:04:30,043 --> 00:04:30,708 Hurry, hurry! 15 00:04:30,750 --> 00:04:31,418 It's the Boss. 16 00:04:32,083 --> 00:04:32,750 Are you ready? 17 00:04:32,793 --> 00:04:33,958 1, 2, 3 18 00:04:34,875 --> 00:04:36,750 Hello Boss! 19 00:04:38,250 --> 00:04:40,000 Can't you see how angry I am right now? 20 00:04:42,625 --> 00:04:43,833 You guys are just living your lives over there, huh! 21 00:04:44,375 --> 00:04:46,083 I haven't heard from you for days. How many have you scared off? 22 00:04:46,125 --> 00:04:46,833 One! 23 00:04:46,875 --> 00:04:47,918 One food delivery man! 24 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:51,875 I asked you to scare off the residents. 25 00:04:52,583 --> 00:04:54,208 What's the point of scaring a delivery man? 26 00:05:00,625 --> 00:05:03,668 We've made significant progress in scaring the following residents: 27 00:05:05,625 --> 00:05:06,458 Wang Baojian, 28 00:05:06,500 --> 00:05:06,958 Male, 29 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:07,875 Profession: Chinese medicine doctor, 30 00:05:07,918 --> 00:05:09,418 Middle-aged widower. 31 00:05:09,458 --> 00:05:11,750 I haven't made a single medical error in my entire career. 32 00:05:12,458 --> 00:05:13,375 Except that one time on my wife. 33 00:05:14,125 --> 00:05:17,875 Baojian believes his wife's spirit will come back looking for him. 34 00:05:17,918 --> 00:05:19,750 So no matter how hard we try to scare him, 35 00:05:19,793 --> 00:05:20,833 he never runs away. 36 00:05:21,875 --> 00:05:24,418 Lan! 37 00:05:25,458 --> 00:05:26,250 Chicken Little, 38 00:05:26,293 --> 00:05:27,500 Wang Baojian's son, 39 00:05:27,543 --> 00:05:28,793 Profession: kid. 40 00:05:28,833 --> 00:05:31,333 He hasn't spoken a word since his mother's death. 41 00:05:31,375 --> 00:05:33,000 He may be a mute. 42 00:05:34,418 --> 00:05:37,000 We tried our best to scare him, 43 00:05:37,043 --> 00:05:38,708 but he still remains silent. 44 00:05:59,208 --> 00:06:01,543 Kids these days are fearless. 45 00:06:02,583 --> 00:06:03,418 Ping, 46 00:06:03,458 --> 00:06:04,833 Profession: Webcam girl, 47 00:06:05,250 --> 00:06:07,083 Erotic type. 48 00:06:07,125 --> 00:06:08,750 Hi guys, I'm back! 49 00:06:12,250 --> 00:06:13,750 Our pranks work best on her, 50 00:06:14,583 --> 00:06:16,043 but perhaps a little too well. 51 00:06:18,958 --> 00:06:21,833 Ghost-seeing has become her hottest livestreaming program. 52 00:06:21,875 --> 00:06:23,168 She's Internet-famous now. 53 00:06:24,375 --> 00:06:25,543 And now so am I. 54 00:06:26,668 --> 00:06:28,293 Jin San and Li Juhua. 55 00:06:28,333 --> 00:06:29,918 They're inventors. 56 00:06:30,668 --> 00:06:32,543 But I think they're actually drug dealers. 57 00:06:32,583 --> 00:06:33,708 The new formula. 58 00:06:33,750 --> 00:06:34,583 Try it. 59 00:06:37,750 --> 00:06:38,833 Isn't this just detergent? 60 00:06:39,208 --> 00:06:40,250 Isn't it clean? 61 00:06:41,125 --> 00:06:42,875 Considering they're well-educated people, 62 00:06:43,583 --> 00:06:45,250 we scare them 63 00:06:45,293 --> 00:06:47,168 using the most advanced technologies. 64 00:06:49,793 --> 00:06:52,125 Holy mother! 65 00:06:52,583 --> 00:06:53,208 Ming 66 00:06:53,250 --> 00:06:54,043 and Ren. 67 00:06:54,875 --> 00:06:56,000 Two Hong Kong gangsters, 68 00:06:56,625 --> 00:06:57,583 also fugitives. 69 00:06:58,125 --> 00:06:59,083 Ming 70 00:06:59,125 --> 00:07:00,458 is an idiot. 71 00:07:00,500 --> 00:07:02,375 He believes he's actually a cop. 72 00:07:02,418 --> 00:07:03,793 People like you 73 00:07:03,833 --> 00:07:04,750 should die a thousand times! 74 00:07:05,333 --> 00:07:07,875 Ren is even worse. 75 00:07:07,918 --> 00:07:08,918 He... 76 00:07:09,208 --> 00:07:10,293 is a pervert. 77 00:07:11,418 --> 00:07:12,250 Come to me! 78 00:07:14,500 --> 00:07:15,833 As for these two sickos... 79 00:07:16,375 --> 00:07:17,750 We haven't come up 80 00:07:17,793 --> 00:07:19,875 with any suitable methods to scare them. 81 00:07:19,918 --> 00:07:20,668 Enough! 82 00:07:21,793 --> 00:07:22,833 Don't play dumb! 83 00:07:24,125 --> 00:07:25,543 I'm giving you one more day. 84 00:07:26,293 --> 00:07:27,625 If you still can't scare off the residents, 85 00:07:28,500 --> 00:07:29,543 you won't need to dress like ghosts anymore. 86 00:07:30,375 --> 00:07:31,500 I'll send you to the grave instead! 87 00:07:37,458 --> 00:07:41,500 (The Purge: Prestige Garden residents) 88 00:07:50,083 --> 00:07:50,875 Come here. 89 00:07:51,500 --> 00:07:52,418 I think... 90 00:07:52,458 --> 00:07:53,625 The ghost must be Lan! 91 00:07:54,500 --> 00:07:56,668 She was wearing a red dress the day she died. 92 00:07:57,668 --> 00:07:59,458 She must blame me for not saving her life. 93 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:01,418 She wants me to pay it back with my life. 94 00:08:02,958 --> 00:08:04,250 Baojian... 95 00:08:05,043 --> 00:08:06,583 I don't blame you 96 00:08:06,625 --> 00:08:08,125 for not curing me! 97 00:08:09,168 --> 00:08:12,708 Take good care of Chicken Little! 98 00:08:15,543 --> 00:08:16,750 Baojian... 99 00:08:16,793 --> 00:08:19,668 Let us be husband and wife in the next life! 100 00:08:19,708 --> 00:08:21,125 Yes we will. 101 00:08:21,833 --> 00:08:23,625 We can visualize it ourselves. 102 00:08:23,668 --> 00:08:25,250 You don't need to roleplay for us. 103 00:08:26,043 --> 00:08:26,793 I think... 104 00:08:26,918 --> 00:08:27,918 - it must be— - And I think 105 00:08:28,333 --> 00:08:30,293 we should use some logic to analyze the whole matter. 106 00:08:30,793 --> 00:08:32,208 We've lived here for 584 days 107 00:08:32,250 --> 00:08:33,333 by growing vegetables on the rooftop. 108 00:08:33,375 --> 00:08:34,918 We're self-sufficent now. 109 00:08:36,208 --> 00:08:37,375 We generate electricity 110 00:08:37,418 --> 00:08:38,458 with manpower. 111 00:08:42,293 --> 00:08:43,250 But for our water supply, 112 00:08:43,293 --> 00:08:45,458 we're totally dependent on the weather. 113 00:08:46,875 --> 00:08:48,250 We've been 114 00:08:48,293 --> 00:08:49,418 threatened, 115 00:08:49,458 --> 00:08:50,583 blackmailed, 116 00:08:50,625 --> 00:08:51,793 and provoked! 117 00:08:51,833 --> 00:08:54,125 They even put coffins in front of our doors! 118 00:08:54,168 --> 00:08:55,000 Why? 119 00:08:55,625 --> 00:08:56,583 Because they want to scare us! 120 00:08:57,418 --> 00:08:58,543 But they have not succeeded. 121 00:08:58,583 --> 00:08:59,583 Why? 122 00:08:59,625 --> 00:09:01,043 Because someone like me is here. 123 00:09:01,083 --> 00:09:03,043 A firm atheist! 124 00:09:04,168 --> 00:09:05,750 For me, any ghosts or spirits 125 00:09:07,250 --> 00:09:08,208 are just paper tigers! 126 00:09:09,375 --> 00:09:10,043 I think— 127 00:09:10,083 --> 00:09:11,083 - It has to be... - It has to be Lan. 128 00:09:11,750 --> 00:09:13,293 She's here to have me pay my debt! 129 00:09:13,793 --> 00:09:15,375 How is that possible? 130 00:09:16,625 --> 00:09:17,833 Are you guys going to 131 00:09:17,875 --> 00:09:19,418 allow a girl her right to speak at all! 132 00:09:20,750 --> 00:09:21,668 If there really is a ghost, 133 00:09:21,708 --> 00:09:23,125 hire a ghostbuster! 134 00:09:23,168 --> 00:09:25,833 But ghostbusters aren't easy to find! 135 00:09:26,418 --> 00:09:27,333 Where can we find one? 136 00:09:27,375 --> 00:09:28,208 Well, 137 00:09:28,250 --> 00:09:30,708 I've been working on film crews for years. 138 00:09:30,750 --> 00:09:32,083 And not for nothing! 139 00:09:33,543 --> 00:09:36,375 Do you know what the most prominent feature of a film crew is? 140 00:09:37,168 --> 00:09:37,793 Casual sex? 141 00:09:37,833 --> 00:09:38,418 Wrong! 142 00:09:38,458 --> 00:09:39,418 It's superstition! 143 00:09:40,543 --> 00:09:42,543 One time when I was in bed, 144 00:09:42,583 --> 00:09:45,083 a director told me a story. 145 00:09:47,668 --> 00:09:48,668 I know what you guys are thinking now. 146 00:09:48,708 --> 00:09:50,000 That's not the point I'm trying to make. 147 00:09:50,043 --> 00:09:52,333 Many directors have told me stories! 148 00:09:54,168 --> 00:09:55,793 But that's not the point either. 149 00:09:55,833 --> 00:09:57,708 What I'm trying to say is, 150 00:09:58,500 --> 00:09:59,418 the director told me about a master ghostbuster. 151 00:10:00,168 --> 00:10:01,958 This person's name is 152 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:04,958 Ling. 153 00:10:16,043 --> 00:10:17,458 Don't tell me she stood us up... 154 00:10:18,543 --> 00:10:19,543 I don't think she's gonna come... 155 00:10:21,668 --> 00:10:22,750 Here she is! 156 00:10:52,208 --> 00:10:54,668 Hi Auntie, have you lost your way? 157 00:10:55,250 --> 00:10:56,793 There used to be no roads in the world. 158 00:10:57,668 --> 00:11:00,000 Roads appear when more and more people walk on it. 159 00:11:01,208 --> 00:11:03,875 So if there was no road, 160 00:11:03,918 --> 00:11:07,000 Why would you say I've lost my way? 161 00:11:11,083 --> 00:11:12,043 I'm fine, I'm fine. 162 00:11:14,375 --> 00:11:15,500 Damn, another pair of stockings. 163 00:11:15,833 --> 00:11:17,208 This is part of my resume. 164 00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:24,750 Paul Walker... 165 00:11:25,543 --> 00:11:26,958 Steve Jobs... 166 00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:28,250 Michael Jackson... 167 00:11:28,625 --> 00:11:29,625 Wow... 168 00:11:29,668 --> 00:11:31,125 Marilyn Monroe! 169 00:11:31,793 --> 00:11:32,708 Bruce Lee! 170 00:11:33,958 --> 00:11:34,958 Wait, wait a second. 171 00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:36,668 These people are all dead, aren't they? 172 00:11:38,250 --> 00:11:41,083 Only masters have the chance to take pictures with superstars! 173 00:11:41,793 --> 00:11:42,543 I have 174 00:11:42,583 --> 00:11:45,043 travelled to the otherworld to take pictures with these deceased superstars. 175 00:11:45,083 --> 00:11:46,458 That makes me the true master! 176 00:11:47,625 --> 00:11:49,793 You guys know the rules. 177 00:11:49,833 --> 00:11:50,625 Ping. 178 00:11:52,668 --> 00:11:53,208 Thank you! 179 00:11:53,250 --> 00:11:54,125 You're welcome. 180 00:11:54,750 --> 00:11:55,583 Four hundred? 181 00:11:56,043 --> 00:11:57,750 Didn't we agree on one hundred each household? 182 00:11:57,793 --> 00:11:58,918 Ling, you don't know the situation now. 183 00:11:58,958 --> 00:11:59,833 This building that we're living in 184 00:11:59,875 --> 00:12:00,793 has only 4 households left. 185 00:12:01,793 --> 00:12:03,208 30 kilometers! 186 00:12:03,708 --> 00:12:04,958 And only four hundred dollars? 187 00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:06,500 I'm not a cleaning service! 188 00:12:06,958 --> 00:12:07,708 Well... 189 00:12:07,750 --> 00:12:10,043 If you think the amount doesn't meet your expectations, 190 00:12:10,083 --> 00:12:10,875 then... 191 00:12:11,918 --> 00:12:13,458 You're the most reasonable one after all. 192 00:12:13,500 --> 00:12:14,625 We don't need you. 193 00:12:15,083 --> 00:12:16,043 Master, you can go back now. 194 00:12:19,793 --> 00:12:21,750 You know I actually hate money. 195 00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:24,458 I believe fate brought us together. 196 00:12:25,583 --> 00:12:27,168 May I have a word with you? 197 00:12:31,333 --> 00:12:32,125 Master. 198 00:12:33,293 --> 00:12:34,833 If you really have to bust this ghost, 199 00:12:35,958 --> 00:12:37,083 I beg of you. 200 00:12:38,500 --> 00:12:39,833 If it's a male ghost, 201 00:12:39,875 --> 00:12:40,833 beat him to death. 202 00:12:41,583 --> 00:12:42,875 But if it's a female ghost, 203 00:12:45,668 --> 00:12:47,418 would you please bring her to me? 204 00:12:48,333 --> 00:12:50,250 I suspect that the ghost is my late wife. 205 00:12:50,958 --> 00:12:52,000 You know... 206 00:12:53,918 --> 00:12:54,750 Master! 207 00:12:55,875 --> 00:12:58,043 Can you hear my wife calling me? 208 00:13:02,168 --> 00:13:03,543 Baojian... 209 00:13:05,043 --> 00:13:06,543 Baojian... 210 00:13:08,293 --> 00:13:09,375 You're freaking roleplaying again! 211 00:13:09,418 --> 00:13:10,708 Are you okay Baojian? 212 00:13:10,750 --> 00:13:11,708 Now that we've paid you, 213 00:13:11,750 --> 00:13:12,543 start working! 214 00:13:29,293 --> 00:13:30,958 There are indeed dirty things in here. 215 00:13:31,543 --> 00:13:32,500 Let me handle this! 216 00:13:47,918 --> 00:13:48,750 What's wrong? 217 00:13:49,293 --> 00:13:50,750 It really is dirty. 218 00:13:51,583 --> 00:13:53,125 Allow me to resolve this. 219 00:14:12,543 --> 00:14:13,375 What the heck? 220 00:14:13,708 --> 00:14:14,708 Something's off. 221 00:14:19,875 --> 00:14:20,668 What's going on? 222 00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:21,833 Aiyah! 223 00:14:21,875 --> 00:14:23,918 Luckily for you guys, I'm here! 224 00:14:23,958 --> 00:14:26,293 Cleaning is my expertise! 225 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:27,958 It was that bad? 226 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:28,708 To be honest, 227 00:14:28,750 --> 00:14:29,708 if I'd come a bit later, 228 00:14:29,750 --> 00:14:30,793 we wouldn't have been able to clean it all up. 229 00:14:31,583 --> 00:14:32,668 Isn't it much better now? 230 00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:36,208 The quality of your work 231 00:14:36,875 --> 00:14:37,918 is pretty decent! 232 00:14:38,500 --> 00:14:39,375 A lucky charm for you. 233 00:14:39,418 --> 00:14:40,333 One for each of you 234 00:14:40,918 --> 00:14:41,458 Bless you! Here you go. 235 00:14:41,500 --> 00:14:42,625 Give me a call if you need anything else. 236 00:14:42,668 --> 00:14:43,750 Toilet unclogging, lock picking, fruit picking, massaging... 237 00:14:43,793 --> 00:14:44,793 Whatever you need, just call me! 238 00:14:44,833 --> 00:14:45,708 Does anyone want insurance? 239 00:14:45,750 --> 00:14:46,500 Don't let her go! 240 00:14:47,583 --> 00:14:48,583 What's going on? 241 00:14:48,625 --> 00:14:50,125 Don't try to hustle us! 242 00:14:50,168 --> 00:14:51,333 Are you a travelling performer or what? 243 00:14:51,375 --> 00:14:52,500 Stop touching me! 244 00:14:54,250 --> 00:14:55,793 We hired you to bust ghosts, 245 00:14:55,833 --> 00:14:57,208 not to clean the toilet! 246 00:14:57,668 --> 00:14:59,333 Thanks to my magical energy, 247 00:14:59,375 --> 00:15:00,043 you know, 248 00:15:00,083 --> 00:15:01,250 the ghosts dare not reveal themselves! 249 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:03,000 Hands over your head! 250 00:15:03,543 --> 00:15:04,958 Okay, do you really want to see ghosts? 251 00:15:08,918 --> 00:15:10,168 Who just said 252 00:15:11,293 --> 00:15:12,250 his wife died? 253 00:15:31,708 --> 00:15:32,875 Jeez, Dr. Wang! 254 00:15:32,918 --> 00:15:34,083 Why are you wearing that? 255 00:15:34,125 --> 00:15:36,293 Ghosts are attracted to the color red. 256 00:15:36,333 --> 00:15:38,668 I'm helping the Master lure out the ghost. 257 00:15:38,708 --> 00:15:39,918 Seeing you, the ghost will drop dead. 258 00:15:39,958 --> 00:15:40,875 Are you wearing a bra! 259 00:15:50,250 --> 00:15:51,043 Light the incense! 260 00:15:55,083 --> 00:15:55,750 Ok now. 261 00:15:55,793 --> 00:15:57,333 Blow as hard as you can! 262 00:15:58,375 --> 00:15:59,208 The bigger the smoke, the better. 263 00:15:59,708 --> 00:16:00,833 Can you see me? 264 00:16:00,875 --> 00:16:01,918 Vaguely... 265 00:16:01,958 --> 00:16:03,543 That means you're not blowing hard enough! 266 00:16:03,583 --> 00:16:04,583 Harder! 267 00:16:05,833 --> 00:16:08,208 Dirty things only reveal themselves when there's smoke. 268 00:16:10,418 --> 00:16:11,708 Harder! 269 00:16:16,458 --> 00:16:18,543 Abracadabra! 270 00:16:18,583 --> 00:16:20,708 Reveal yourselves, ghosts! 271 00:16:34,125 --> 00:16:35,583 Like hell you can find any ghosts! 272 00:16:35,625 --> 00:16:37,000 A bunch of idiots! 273 00:16:38,043 --> 00:16:40,293 I'm crying because of the smoke! 274 00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:42,043 - Ling, what should we do? - Chicken Little! 275 00:16:43,375 --> 00:16:44,250 Chicken Little! 276 00:16:44,708 --> 00:16:45,625 Jin San! 277 00:16:46,208 --> 00:16:47,083 Lan? 278 00:16:47,668 --> 00:16:48,583 Jin San! 279 00:16:52,833 --> 00:16:54,208 Where are you Jin San? Jin San? 280 00:16:55,418 --> 00:16:56,125 Jin San? 281 00:17:05,583 --> 00:17:08,918 Ahhh a ghost! 282 00:17:12,168 --> 00:17:13,083 What are you afraid of? 283 00:17:13,958 --> 00:17:14,875 It's just me. 284 00:17:15,293 --> 00:17:16,583 Are you nuts? 285 00:17:16,625 --> 00:17:17,875 Why are you wearing a wig? 286 00:17:17,918 --> 00:17:19,625 I wanted to dress up more like Lan. 287 00:17:19,668 --> 00:17:21,333 This way she and I can connect faster. 288 00:17:22,125 --> 00:17:22,625 You! 289 00:17:22,668 --> 00:17:24,043 Take it off! 290 00:17:25,958 --> 00:17:28,168 Ahhh a ghost! 291 00:17:30,583 --> 00:17:32,168 It's me! it's me! 292 00:17:32,958 --> 00:17:33,708 Here, hold this for a sec. 293 00:17:34,168 --> 00:17:36,418 Ling sprayed water all over my face! 294 00:17:36,458 --> 00:17:38,543 Thank god I use waterproof makeup. 295 00:17:39,083 --> 00:17:40,418 But let me do some touch-ups. 296 00:17:41,375 --> 00:17:42,418 Give me some light. 297 00:17:45,083 --> 00:17:45,668 Done! 298 00:17:45,708 --> 00:17:46,543 So quick? 299 00:17:56,500 --> 00:17:57,583 Ahhh a ghost! 300 00:18:03,543 --> 00:18:04,293 Who? 301 00:18:04,793 --> 00:18:06,168 Who took my wig? 302 00:18:07,543 --> 00:18:08,375 Everyone don't panic! 303 00:18:09,375 --> 00:18:10,208 Everyone stay calm! 304 00:18:10,418 --> 00:18:12,500 I can't stay calm! 305 00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:14,458 Everyone stay calm! 306 00:18:14,500 --> 00:18:15,708 The calmer we are, the safer! 307 00:18:16,168 --> 00:18:17,083 Whoever you find, 308 00:18:17,125 --> 00:18:19,918 place your hands on the shoulders of the person in front of you. 309 00:18:22,833 --> 00:18:23,543 How's it going? 310 00:18:24,458 --> 00:18:25,583 Is everyone here? 311 00:18:25,625 --> 00:18:26,750 Yes! 312 00:18:27,333 --> 00:18:28,168 Count off. 313 00:18:28,668 --> 00:18:29,668 One 314 00:18:29,708 --> 00:18:30,918 Two 315 00:18:30,958 --> 00:18:31,918 Three 316 00:18:31,958 --> 00:18:33,293 Four 317 00:18:33,333 --> 00:18:34,458 Five 318 00:18:34,875 --> 00:18:36,083 Six 319 00:18:36,125 --> 00:18:37,168 Seven 320 00:18:38,458 --> 00:18:39,293 Eight 321 00:18:42,958 --> 00:18:44,543 Don't we have only seven people? 322 00:18:48,333 --> 00:18:50,750 I want to count for my wife, too. 323 00:18:52,168 --> 00:18:53,208 Why are you still wearing this wig! 324 00:18:53,250 --> 00:18:54,375 Stop fighting. 325 00:18:54,418 --> 00:18:55,958 We'll count your wife in. 326 00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:57,500 Now we're eight, let's do the count-off again. 327 00:18:57,583 --> 00:18:58,500 One 328 00:18:58,543 --> 00:18:59,708 Two 329 00:18:59,750 --> 00:19:00,625 Three 330 00:19:00,668 --> 00:19:01,543 Four 331 00:19:01,583 --> 00:19:02,583 Five 332 00:19:02,625 --> 00:19:03,500 Six 333 00:19:03,543 --> 00:19:04,293 Seven 334 00:19:04,833 --> 00:19:05,543 Eight 335 00:19:06,168 --> 00:19:07,668 Nine 336 00:19:08,208 --> 00:19:09,043 How come there's a nine? 337 00:19:09,083 --> 00:19:10,250 Why's there a nine? 338 00:19:10,833 --> 00:19:11,543 Nine? 339 00:19:12,250 --> 00:19:13,625 - Nine? - Who is nine? 340 00:19:17,500 --> 00:19:18,918 If you can count for your wife, 341 00:19:19,543 --> 00:19:21,583 I can also count for my Juan! 342 00:19:22,875 --> 00:19:23,793 Are you crazy? 343 00:19:23,833 --> 00:19:24,668 What a psycho! 344 00:19:24,708 --> 00:19:25,750 Everyone keep quiet! 345 00:19:25,793 --> 00:19:26,458 Request permitted! 346 00:19:28,375 --> 00:19:29,500 But no more! 347 00:19:29,543 --> 00:19:30,418 You understand me? 348 00:19:30,750 --> 00:19:31,583 One 349 00:19:31,625 --> 00:19:32,750 Two 350 00:19:32,793 --> 00:19:33,793 Three 351 00:19:33,833 --> 00:19:34,793 Four 352 00:19:34,833 --> 00:19:35,708 Five 353 00:19:36,458 --> 00:19:37,583 Six 354 00:19:37,625 --> 00:19:38,833 Seven 355 00:19:38,875 --> 00:19:39,625 Eight 356 00:19:39,668 --> 00:19:40,375 Nine 357 00:19:40,708 --> 00:19:41,668 Ten 358 00:19:43,543 --> 00:19:45,458 Whose wife is it this time? 359 00:19:47,083 --> 00:19:47,958 Hello! 360 00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:56,708 Calling headquarters. 361 00:19:56,750 --> 00:19:59,668 There's a lady with a serious mouth injury here! 362 00:19:59,708 --> 00:20:01,293 Please send over an ambulance. 363 00:20:01,333 --> 00:20:02,125 Over. 364 00:20:05,083 --> 00:20:06,208 Ling! 365 00:20:06,250 --> 00:20:07,458 She's long gone! 366 00:20:11,293 --> 00:20:12,375 Did you see it? 367 00:20:13,168 --> 00:20:15,293 Was that really Dr. Wang's wife? 368 00:20:17,708 --> 00:20:18,458 Where's Ming? 369 00:20:18,918 --> 00:20:19,793 Ming! 370 00:20:23,500 --> 00:20:24,708 Get out of my way! 371 00:20:24,750 --> 00:20:26,125 Ahhh! 372 00:20:26,168 --> 00:20:28,250 Why are you carrying her! 373 00:20:28,293 --> 00:20:29,458 Get out of my way! 374 00:20:33,125 --> 00:20:33,958 Lan! 375 00:20:38,918 --> 00:20:39,918 Lan! 376 00:20:40,208 --> 00:20:41,293 Run! 377 00:20:41,583 --> 00:20:42,583 Lan! 378 00:20:42,625 --> 00:20:44,583 Someone give me a hand here! 379 00:20:52,793 --> 00:20:54,000 Someone please help! 380 00:20:54,043 --> 00:20:55,208 There's an injured person here! 381 00:20:55,543 --> 00:20:57,458 Please don't bother to help me, bro... 382 00:20:58,168 --> 00:20:59,918 I... I think I'm dying... 383 00:21:02,708 --> 00:21:03,625 A bunch of psychos. 384 00:21:04,708 --> 00:21:05,583 I don't have time to mess around. 385 00:21:05,625 --> 00:21:07,293 Lan! 386 00:21:07,708 --> 00:21:08,708 Lan! 387 00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:14,458 That's my wife Lan! 388 00:21:14,500 --> 00:21:15,708 Run! 389 00:21:15,750 --> 00:21:16,918 Lan! 390 00:21:17,583 --> 00:21:19,375 Lan! 391 00:21:19,418 --> 00:21:20,793 Lan! 392 00:21:25,958 --> 00:21:26,833 Come home with me! 393 00:21:26,875 --> 00:21:29,083 Please Lan, come home! 394 00:21:29,125 --> 00:21:30,750 Put her down! 395 00:21:31,875 --> 00:21:33,125 Ahhh a ghost! 396 00:21:33,500 --> 00:21:34,418 So the ghost is real! 397 00:21:35,083 --> 00:21:36,250 And they only gave me 400. 398 00:21:36,293 --> 00:21:37,375 Serves them right! 399 00:21:37,418 --> 00:21:38,875 I should get going! 400 00:21:42,250 --> 00:21:43,208 What are you doing, kiddo? 401 00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:44,833 Hurry up and leave! 402 00:21:45,250 --> 00:21:46,208 There's a ghost! 403 00:21:47,333 --> 00:21:48,208 Aren't you scared of ghosts? 404 00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:51,875 I'm a woman of principle. 405 00:21:51,918 --> 00:21:53,543 I don't take children's money. 406 00:21:57,583 --> 00:21:58,500 I didn't know that the smallest one 407 00:21:58,543 --> 00:22:00,750 was actually the richest man here! 408 00:22:00,793 --> 00:22:01,500 Alright! 409 00:22:02,125 --> 00:22:03,125 I'll make an exception just this once. 410 00:22:07,668 --> 00:22:09,958 I'd like to see what ghost it is. 411 00:22:12,458 --> 00:22:13,043 Lan! 412 00:22:13,083 --> 00:22:14,000 Help! 413 00:22:14,043 --> 00:22:16,458 Lan! 414 00:22:17,583 --> 00:22:18,543 Does that mean... 415 00:22:19,293 --> 00:22:20,958 the ghost's afraid of the color red? 416 00:22:31,833 --> 00:22:33,083 Let the games begin! 417 00:22:44,708 --> 00:22:45,375 Gotcha! 418 00:22:45,833 --> 00:22:46,750 Lan! 419 00:22:54,208 --> 00:22:55,125 Run! 420 00:22:58,668 --> 00:22:59,418 Lan! 421 00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:26,208 I'm all-powerful and worshipped 422 00:23:26,250 --> 00:23:28,418 I'm all-powerful and I don't look back 423 00:23:28,458 --> 00:23:29,583 Ren! 424 00:23:29,625 --> 00:23:30,418 Are you ok? 425 00:23:30,750 --> 00:23:31,918 Ming! 426 00:23:31,958 --> 00:23:33,375 You're finally sober! 427 00:23:34,458 --> 00:23:35,708 And all swagged up! 428 00:23:35,750 --> 00:23:36,583 Baka! 429 00:23:37,083 --> 00:23:38,293 You puny Japanese! 430 00:23:42,708 --> 00:23:43,750 Go! 431 00:23:43,875 --> 00:23:45,250 Go! 432 00:23:49,875 --> 00:23:51,083 These two bastards 433 00:23:51,125 --> 00:23:52,625 are dressed like it's Halloween. 434 00:23:52,668 --> 00:23:53,543 Who do they think they are? 435 00:24:04,793 --> 00:24:06,250 Bro, I can't do this anymore! 436 00:24:06,708 --> 00:24:07,708 Save it! 437 00:24:07,750 --> 00:24:09,375 I just can't. 438 00:24:09,418 --> 00:24:10,125 Are you dumb? 439 00:24:10,168 --> 00:24:11,918 Is this something you can just quit easily? 440 00:24:13,918 --> 00:24:15,333 If we can't scare them off, 441 00:24:15,375 --> 00:24:16,793 Boss will kill us. 442 00:24:17,583 --> 00:24:18,543 That's not what it is. 443 00:24:19,250 --> 00:24:20,333 The current situation is: 444 00:24:21,333 --> 00:24:23,418 either we get murdered by Boss, 445 00:24:23,458 --> 00:24:25,168 or we get murdered by them. 446 00:24:26,708 --> 00:24:27,625 Maybe we should... 447 00:24:27,668 --> 00:24:28,625 stop pretending to be ghosts? 448 00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:32,333 Did you completely forget our situation? 449 00:24:33,418 --> 00:24:34,208 My parents 450 00:24:34,668 --> 00:24:35,750 passed away when I was small. 451 00:24:36,458 --> 00:24:37,625 There's nothing in my house but bare walls. 452 00:24:38,293 --> 00:24:39,083 Life leaves me no other choice 453 00:24:39,125 --> 00:24:40,125 but to become successful! 454 00:24:41,043 --> 00:24:42,125 And you? 455 00:24:42,168 --> 00:24:43,458 What else can you do if you go home, 456 00:24:44,375 --> 00:24:46,418 other than inherit your family's pig farm, 457 00:24:46,458 --> 00:24:48,083 your father's properties, 458 00:24:48,125 --> 00:24:49,168 cars, and 50 acres of land? 459 00:24:49,208 --> 00:24:50,418 Tell me, what else do you have? 460 00:24:51,043 --> 00:24:52,958 And who else you can be? 461 00:24:55,250 --> 00:24:56,793 I don't have any talents, my brother. 462 00:24:57,625 --> 00:24:59,043 I might as well just go back 463 00:24:59,083 --> 00:25:00,208 and inherit my dad's pig farm, 464 00:25:00,958 --> 00:25:02,793 my dad's properties and cars, 465 00:25:02,833 --> 00:25:04,375 and his 50 acres of land. 466 00:25:06,583 --> 00:25:07,543 Lightbulb Zhao! 467 00:25:09,168 --> 00:25:10,000 Have you already forgotten 468 00:25:10,043 --> 00:25:12,583 the promise we made at the village entrance? 469 00:25:12,625 --> 00:25:14,208 I knew you guys weren't ghosts! 470 00:25:16,500 --> 00:25:17,168 Busted! 471 00:25:17,208 --> 00:25:17,918 What should we do, man? 472 00:25:17,958 --> 00:25:19,000 Run! 473 00:25:20,083 --> 00:25:20,918 Don't run! 474 00:25:23,208 --> 00:25:24,543 Ahhhhh! 475 00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:26,293 Keep quiet! 476 00:25:26,333 --> 00:25:27,250 Keep it down, you hear me? 477 00:25:27,293 --> 00:25:28,083 I'm telling you! 478 00:25:30,375 --> 00:25:31,418 Let go of my hand! 479 00:25:48,833 --> 00:25:49,833 She's dead! 480 00:25:50,043 --> 00:25:51,375 Be quick! Hide the body! 481 00:25:51,418 --> 00:25:52,458 - Be quick! - Hide it first! 482 00:25:55,418 --> 00:25:56,375 Hide... 483 00:25:56,418 --> 00:25:57,918 Yes I want to hide... 484 00:25:57,958 --> 00:25:59,083 Are you that stupid?! 485 00:25:59,125 --> 00:26:00,668 I said hide her! 486 00:26:03,625 --> 00:26:04,708 Put on the gloves. 487 00:26:04,750 --> 00:26:06,458 Don't leave any fingerprints or hair. 488 00:26:06,500 --> 00:26:07,168 Be quick! 489 00:26:09,125 --> 00:26:10,418 Bro... 490 00:26:20,918 --> 00:26:21,583 Bro... 491 00:26:21,625 --> 00:26:22,458 The legs? 492 00:26:22,500 --> 00:26:23,458 Let's... 493 00:26:24,875 --> 00:26:25,918 ...chop them off! 494 00:26:25,958 --> 00:26:26,793 Go look for a saw. 495 00:26:32,958 --> 00:26:33,708 Bro! 496 00:26:34,208 --> 00:26:35,083 The legs are gone! 497 00:26:39,543 --> 00:26:40,500 This phenomenon... 498 00:26:41,250 --> 00:26:42,543 ...can be explained by science. 499 00:26:43,333 --> 00:26:44,875 Sometimes, when people die, 500 00:26:44,918 --> 00:26:46,293 their reflexes remain active. 501 00:26:47,168 --> 00:26:48,168 Reflexes. 502 00:26:48,833 --> 00:26:50,375 Think of shrimp. 503 00:26:50,418 --> 00:26:51,750 When you boil shrimp, 504 00:26:51,793 --> 00:26:53,043 and you dump them in hot water, 505 00:26:53,083 --> 00:26:54,543 their legs can still move for a while. 506 00:26:54,583 --> 00:26:55,208 Yes! 507 00:26:55,250 --> 00:26:56,418 Can we just go? 508 00:26:58,250 --> 00:26:59,250 We can't leave in such a rush. 509 00:27:00,208 --> 00:27:02,875 We must dispose of the body first. 510 00:27:03,583 --> 00:27:05,333 What you mean is... 511 00:27:05,375 --> 00:27:06,208 Let's... 512 00:27:07,625 --> 00:27:08,543 ...burn her! 513 00:27:09,625 --> 00:27:11,293 Look for something to start the fire with. 514 00:27:12,293 --> 00:27:13,168 Does this work? 515 00:27:14,458 --> 00:27:15,250 Are these good? 516 00:27:16,750 --> 00:27:17,958 Aren't these combustible? 517 00:27:20,500 --> 00:27:22,708 You know what your biggest problem is? Lack of education! 518 00:27:22,750 --> 00:27:24,793 I saw it even back in primary school. 519 00:27:25,208 --> 00:27:27,000 You didn't have the makings of a good student! 520 00:27:32,668 --> 00:27:33,625 Reflexes! 521 00:27:34,583 --> 00:27:35,793 Can a reflex go this far? 522 00:27:40,083 --> 00:27:40,875 She... 523 00:27:43,043 --> 00:27:44,500 She has delayed reflexes! 524 00:27:50,083 --> 00:27:50,625 This time 525 00:27:50,668 --> 00:27:51,750 there will be no reflex 526 00:27:51,793 --> 00:27:53,043 or any kind of reaction! 527 00:27:53,625 --> 00:27:54,918 Let's not burn the body. 528 00:27:54,958 --> 00:27:55,958 Wait why? 529 00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:57,958 It is a disgrace to the deceased! 530 00:27:58,000 --> 00:27:58,793 You're right! 531 00:27:59,958 --> 00:28:01,208 Why don't we find some strong acid 532 00:28:01,793 --> 00:28:03,000 and corrode her? 533 00:28:04,750 --> 00:28:06,043 You're such a perv! 534 00:28:06,083 --> 00:28:07,418 Let's just burn her then! 535 00:28:07,918 --> 00:28:09,168 The smell would be too strong if we burned her! 536 00:28:09,208 --> 00:28:10,458 It'll get all smoky! 537 00:28:11,793 --> 00:28:13,125 Acid also smells. 538 00:28:13,168 --> 00:28:14,918 Just wash off 539 00:28:14,958 --> 00:28:16,000 the acid smell! 540 00:28:23,668 --> 00:28:24,500 It's okay. 541 00:28:24,833 --> 00:28:25,583 Don't be afraid. 542 00:28:25,625 --> 00:28:27,043 Regarding why this trashcan moved... 543 00:28:27,083 --> 00:28:27,875 ...it... 544 00:28:34,543 --> 00:28:36,000 This place can't be so easily haunted. 545 00:28:36,583 --> 00:28:37,918 If it were, 546 00:28:38,583 --> 00:28:41,208 why would they pay us so much to be ghosts? 547 00:28:46,375 --> 00:28:47,125 Dead people 548 00:28:47,833 --> 00:28:49,208 wake up 549 00:28:49,833 --> 00:28:50,833 only when there's thunder. 550 00:29:00,918 --> 00:29:03,543 Ahhhhh! 551 00:29:19,043 --> 00:29:19,918 What are you two doing? 552 00:29:21,083 --> 00:29:21,750 What the hell are you doing? 553 00:29:25,750 --> 00:29:27,083 What have you done? 554 00:29:28,375 --> 00:29:29,418 How much time did I give you? 555 00:29:30,083 --> 00:29:31,458 Do you know how much pressure I'm under? 556 00:29:33,250 --> 00:29:34,543 You know how many illegitimate children Dad has? 557 00:29:35,168 --> 00:29:37,333 If I can solve the problems that he can't, 558 00:29:37,375 --> 00:29:39,418 all his wealth will be passed on to none other than me! 559 00:29:39,458 --> 00:29:40,543 Oh my god... 560 00:29:41,333 --> 00:29:42,375 I get all excited just thinking about it! 561 00:29:42,418 --> 00:29:44,625 But what have you done! 562 00:29:46,375 --> 00:29:47,918 Show me how scary you can be, now show me. 563 00:29:53,293 --> 00:29:54,625 I'm scared, really. 564 00:29:55,875 --> 00:29:57,333 You guys need to watch and learn! 565 00:29:58,208 --> 00:29:59,000 See what's really scary. 566 00:30:05,750 --> 00:30:06,500 Faint now. 567 00:30:10,208 --> 00:30:11,458 See? He's scared to death. 568 00:30:12,375 --> 00:30:13,083 Already the 4th one this month, 569 00:30:13,125 --> 00:30:13,793 you know? 570 00:30:13,833 --> 00:30:14,793 Alright, stop the gibberish, just go. 571 00:30:14,833 --> 00:30:15,833 Killed...killed... 572 00:30:15,875 --> 00:30:16,793 We killed someone! 573 00:30:18,500 --> 00:30:20,000 You killed someone for me? 574 00:30:22,043 --> 00:30:22,793 My god... 575 00:30:22,833 --> 00:30:23,793 I'm so touched! 576 00:30:25,293 --> 00:30:26,793 I'm really touched! 577 00:30:29,125 --> 00:30:29,793 How about this? 578 00:30:29,833 --> 00:30:30,793 Show me the corpse. 579 00:30:31,500 --> 00:30:32,793 If you can show me the corpse, 580 00:30:33,250 --> 00:30:34,333 I'll offer you two 581 00:30:34,668 --> 00:30:35,833 double the payment. 582 00:30:35,875 --> 00:30:36,375 Is that alright? 583 00:30:36,418 --> 00:30:37,043 Let's go. 584 00:30:38,125 --> 00:30:38,875 Hurry up! 585 00:30:39,708 --> 00:30:40,833 Get me an outfit. 586 00:30:41,250 --> 00:30:42,000 Isn't this just fun? 587 00:30:53,793 --> 00:30:54,625 Where's the body? 588 00:30:55,543 --> 00:30:56,250 Where? 589 00:30:56,875 --> 00:30:57,958 Not the slightest trace! 590 00:31:00,958 --> 00:31:01,625 Head... 591 00:31:02,458 --> 00:31:03,168 Turn around... 592 00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:19,793 I'm not afraid! 593 00:31:21,083 --> 00:31:22,125 What can you accomplish with fear? 594 00:31:23,833 --> 00:31:25,250 There's no such thing as ghosts. 595 00:31:26,333 --> 00:31:27,375 Have you seen any ghosts before? 596 00:31:27,418 --> 00:31:28,333 Huh? 597 00:31:29,125 --> 00:31:30,500 The body of a ghost 598 00:31:30,543 --> 00:31:31,583 should be ice cold. 599 00:31:36,333 --> 00:31:37,208 My 600 00:31:37,250 --> 00:31:38,333 death 601 00:31:38,375 --> 00:31:39,333 was 602 00:31:39,375 --> 00:31:41,000 extremely 603 00:31:41,043 --> 00:31:43,000 miserable... 604 00:31:44,958 --> 00:31:45,918 So cold... 605 00:31:47,083 --> 00:31:48,708 You guys look the same as me! 606 00:31:49,583 --> 00:31:50,793 Does that mean... 607 00:31:50,833 --> 00:31:52,418 you're all ghosts as well? 608 00:31:52,458 --> 00:31:54,000 Yes, yes! 609 00:31:54,833 --> 00:31:55,833 The same species! 610 00:31:58,543 --> 00:32:00,500 We're all in the same ghost club. 611 00:32:01,208 --> 00:32:03,793 The ghost club... is a real mess. 612 00:32:05,293 --> 00:32:06,208 Auntie... 613 00:32:06,918 --> 00:32:07,833 as the saying goes... 614 00:32:08,583 --> 00:32:09,625 A single building... 615 00:32:09,833 --> 00:32:10,750 A single building can't accommodate... 616 00:32:10,793 --> 00:32:11,875 A single building can't accommodate 4 ghosts 617 00:32:12,583 --> 00:32:13,125 Right! 618 00:32:13,168 --> 00:32:14,583 You're a newcomer. 619 00:32:15,168 --> 00:32:16,293 We... 620 00:32:16,333 --> 00:32:17,418 We'll excuse ourselves now. 621 00:32:20,125 --> 00:32:20,875 Let's go. 622 00:32:21,168 --> 00:32:22,000 Wait a second! 623 00:32:23,208 --> 00:32:24,500 When I died, 624 00:32:25,708 --> 00:32:28,250 I couldn't see my murderers' faces clearly. 625 00:32:29,208 --> 00:32:31,208 Have you seen 626 00:32:32,208 --> 00:32:34,750 two bastards pretending to be ghosts? 627 00:32:39,750 --> 00:32:42,708 Revenge has no end. 628 00:32:43,458 --> 00:32:45,583 Who knows how many flowers have fallen? 629 00:32:46,918 --> 00:32:47,918 I humbly advise you 630 00:32:47,958 --> 00:32:49,250 to get yourself familiar 631 00:32:49,293 --> 00:32:50,625 with your new identity as soon as possible. 632 00:32:51,208 --> 00:32:52,250 Learn how to be inclusive. 633 00:32:52,750 --> 00:32:53,793 Learn how to let go. 634 00:32:54,418 --> 00:32:56,208 Amitabha. 635 00:32:56,668 --> 00:32:57,793 Stay focused. 636 00:32:57,833 --> 00:32:58,833 Don't be impulsive... 637 00:32:59,708 --> 00:33:00,583 Let's go. 638 00:33:11,833 --> 00:33:12,875 Boss. 639 00:33:12,918 --> 00:33:14,083 You're a vampire. 640 00:33:14,125 --> 00:33:15,418 I don't think you have to jump like us. 641 00:33:17,375 --> 00:33:18,168 You know nothing! 642 00:33:35,918 --> 00:33:37,208 What a coincidence! 643 00:33:38,168 --> 00:33:40,375 We're all ghosts, we're afraid of nothing! 644 00:33:42,543 --> 00:33:43,583 What a coincidence! 645 00:33:53,458 --> 00:33:56,000 Only humans sweat. 646 00:33:56,043 --> 00:33:57,793 Ghosts do not. 647 00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:03,125 Actually I... 648 00:34:03,958 --> 00:34:05,250 I drowned to death. 649 00:34:08,918 --> 00:34:10,208 And you? 650 00:34:12,500 --> 00:34:13,708 I was... 651 00:34:15,250 --> 00:34:16,168 I was killed by the heat... 652 00:34:24,708 --> 00:34:25,668 I... 653 00:34:26,418 --> 00:34:27,543 Auntie, why don't you... 654 00:34:28,043 --> 00:34:29,543 Why don't you make a guess, Auntie? 655 00:34:29,583 --> 00:34:30,458 No I won't! 656 00:34:32,208 --> 00:34:33,043 Auntie...I... 657 00:34:33,083 --> 00:34:34,083 I... 658 00:34:35,208 --> 00:34:36,625 That day was extremely hot, 659 00:34:36,668 --> 00:34:37,668 and then... 660 00:34:37,708 --> 00:34:39,000 and then I died from drowning. 661 00:34:40,333 --> 00:34:41,250 Isn't that a bummer? 662 00:35:30,375 --> 00:35:31,958 Help me! 663 00:35:45,250 --> 00:35:47,208 It's dinner time! 664 00:35:49,168 --> 00:35:50,418 A treat for you all! 665 00:35:57,793 --> 00:35:59,793 Help me untie these ice bags. I'm freezing! 666 00:36:03,875 --> 00:36:04,833 Next trick. 667 00:36:27,125 --> 00:36:28,458 Cheers! 668 00:36:38,543 --> 00:36:40,543 585 days! 669 00:36:40,583 --> 00:36:43,043 Ling has helped us get through another day! 670 00:36:43,083 --> 00:36:44,000 Chicken Little! 671 00:36:44,043 --> 00:36:45,418 Make a thicker mark for today! 672 00:36:46,958 --> 00:36:49,083 Today is a memorable day. 673 00:36:49,543 --> 00:36:51,418 Since we're all so happy, 674 00:36:51,458 --> 00:36:53,543 why don't we treat Ling to dinner 675 00:36:53,583 --> 00:36:55,500 to celebrate our success in keeping our homes 676 00:36:55,543 --> 00:36:56,625 and fending off evil power! 677 00:36:57,333 --> 00:36:58,418 Great, thank you! 678 00:36:58,458 --> 00:36:59,418 Cheers! 679 00:36:59,458 --> 00:37:00,458 Who's gonna pay? 680 00:37:00,500 --> 00:37:01,583 Of course we'll split! 681 00:37:02,918 --> 00:37:04,000 You all enjoy the food then! 682 00:37:04,043 --> 00:37:04,918 Chicken Little and I 683 00:37:05,418 --> 00:37:06,793 are suddenly not very hungry. 684 00:37:06,833 --> 00:37:08,293 Do you guys have to be that miserable? 685 00:37:09,125 --> 00:37:10,458 If the developers pay you compensation, 686 00:37:10,500 --> 00:37:11,793 then why don't you just leave? 687 00:37:13,500 --> 00:37:15,583 The amount must be too little! 688 00:37:16,375 --> 00:37:16,958 Alright. 689 00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:18,083 I'll negotiate with them on your behalf, okay? 690 00:37:18,793 --> 00:37:19,793 We'll share the extra amount 50/50 691 00:37:23,708 --> 00:37:24,418 No deal? 692 00:37:24,833 --> 00:37:26,583 40/60 then, that's my bottom line. 693 00:37:26,625 --> 00:37:27,668 Cheers! 694 00:37:27,708 --> 00:37:29,793 Ling, it's not a matter of money. 695 00:37:30,918 --> 00:37:32,500 Since we don't have landlords anymore, 696 00:37:34,168 --> 00:37:36,043 we can live here rent-free. 697 00:37:36,083 --> 00:37:38,000 No one knows we're here. 698 00:37:38,043 --> 00:37:39,918 For two gangsters who are already over the hill, 699 00:37:41,583 --> 00:37:43,500 it's really hard for us to find another place like this. 700 00:37:44,708 --> 00:37:46,125 I came here ten years ago. 701 00:37:46,168 --> 00:37:47,293 On the first night, 702 00:37:48,043 --> 00:37:49,918 I finally got a peaceful night of sleep. 703 00:37:49,958 --> 00:37:51,500 I don't need to worry about my enemies anymore, 704 00:37:52,168 --> 00:37:53,750 and I can see this guy when I wake up. 705 00:37:53,793 --> 00:37:56,293 Even though there's not much hair left on top, 706 00:37:57,583 --> 00:37:58,875 being able to grow old is bliss for me. 707 00:38:00,583 --> 00:38:02,583 Compared to yours, this story of mine 708 00:38:02,625 --> 00:38:06,083 is undoubtedly soul-stirring. 709 00:38:06,125 --> 00:38:06,625 Let me— 710 00:38:06,668 --> 00:38:07,750 You don't need to share it anymore. 711 00:38:07,958 --> 00:38:09,000 We all know about it. 712 00:38:09,043 --> 00:38:09,918 You're staying here 713 00:38:09,958 --> 00:38:11,418 because you'd like to see your wife again. 714 00:38:11,458 --> 00:38:13,458 It's so annoying repeating the same story over and over again! 715 00:38:13,500 --> 00:38:14,458 I'm not leaving 716 00:38:15,500 --> 00:38:17,500 because I want my son 717 00:38:17,543 --> 00:38:19,000 to meet his mom one day. 718 00:38:19,750 --> 00:38:22,293 Otherwise this smart, good kid 719 00:38:22,333 --> 00:38:23,583 will never speak again! 720 00:38:24,250 --> 00:38:25,833 I'm not pursuing anything in my life. 721 00:38:27,583 --> 00:38:29,418 My only hope is that in my next life, 722 00:38:30,500 --> 00:38:31,500 my son Chicken Little 723 00:38:31,875 --> 00:38:34,043 will be able to speak loudly and clearly. 724 00:38:34,083 --> 00:38:35,833 One day, he'll tell me, 725 00:38:35,875 --> 00:38:36,668 "Dad!" 726 00:38:38,083 --> 00:38:39,168 "I'm a big boy now!" 727 00:38:39,833 --> 00:38:41,708 "I can take good care of myself!" 728 00:38:52,458 --> 00:38:53,583 There's one thing 729 00:38:54,500 --> 00:38:55,918 that I've always wanted to tell you guys. 730 00:38:56,668 --> 00:38:57,918 If you think your stories are painful 731 00:38:57,958 --> 00:38:59,168 and extremely sad, 732 00:39:00,500 --> 00:39:01,500 listen to mine. 733 00:39:04,083 --> 00:39:05,293 I invested all my money in my masterpiece invention 734 00:39:05,793 --> 00:39:07,208 and went bankrupt. 735 00:39:07,625 --> 00:39:08,918 I was deceived and lost my patent. 736 00:39:09,375 --> 00:39:10,583 Sad and frustrated, together with the love of my life, 737 00:39:11,083 --> 00:39:13,168 I moved here and live like a recluse. 738 00:39:13,875 --> 00:39:15,958 All these painful experiences... 739 00:39:16,750 --> 00:39:17,750 don't matter to me at all. 740 00:39:18,833 --> 00:39:20,083 Of course they don't matter. 741 00:39:20,708 --> 00:39:23,500 A long time ago, I invested all my money in my masterpiece invention 742 00:39:23,543 --> 00:39:25,083 and went bankrupt. 743 00:39:25,125 --> 00:39:26,708 I was deceived and lost my patent. 744 00:39:26,750 --> 00:39:27,958 Sad and frustrated, together with the love of my life, 745 00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:29,833 I moved here and live like a recluse, 746 00:39:29,875 --> 00:39:31,125 shutting myself off from the world. 747 00:39:31,168 --> 00:39:34,208 This is what I call a painful experience! 748 00:39:36,625 --> 00:39:37,708 My dear. 749 00:39:37,750 --> 00:39:39,000 We're actually telling the same story. 750 00:39:39,043 --> 00:39:40,333 What makes your experience more painful than mine? 751 00:39:40,833 --> 00:39:43,125 You were the one who cheated me out of my money 752 00:39:43,168 --> 00:39:45,708 and stole my patent. 753 00:39:45,750 --> 00:39:47,168 Who do you think is in more pain? 754 00:39:51,250 --> 00:39:52,793 I actually don't have any particular reason to stay. 755 00:39:52,833 --> 00:39:54,208 But this is my home! 756 00:39:54,250 --> 00:39:56,293 Why do they think they can just make us go? 757 00:39:56,333 --> 00:39:57,458 I've been living here since childhood! 758 00:39:58,543 --> 00:40:00,750 So you guys are like family to me. 759 00:40:05,293 --> 00:40:06,043 Great. 760 00:40:07,375 --> 00:40:08,625 From tonight onwards, 761 00:40:11,208 --> 00:40:12,583 we're one big family! 762 00:40:14,458 --> 00:40:16,708 One big family! 763 00:40:23,293 --> 00:40:24,875 Your stories are nothing compared to what I've been through. 764 00:40:26,208 --> 00:40:28,250 So you have an even more tragic story? 765 00:40:29,293 --> 00:40:32,125 Did you experience doomsday at the end of 1999? 766 00:40:32,793 --> 00:40:33,918 Even the Earth didn't experience it. 767 00:40:33,958 --> 00:40:35,833 but you did? 768 00:40:36,250 --> 00:40:37,583 That day, 769 00:40:38,168 --> 00:40:39,625 my dad went out to buy chicken and fish. 770 00:40:40,958 --> 00:40:44,043 I told him not to buy too much food, since it was just us two. 771 00:40:44,083 --> 00:40:46,918 He said we could store some in case there was rain later. 772 00:40:48,043 --> 00:40:50,375 Turns out he secretly invited our relatives 773 00:40:50,418 --> 00:40:51,958 to celebrate my 9th birthday with me. 774 00:40:52,583 --> 00:40:53,708 If you were 9 years old in 1999... 775 00:40:53,750 --> 00:40:55,125 Ling, I didn't know you're a 90s kid. 776 00:40:56,708 --> 00:40:58,043 When they entered the house 777 00:40:58,083 --> 00:40:59,083 I heard a bang! 778 00:41:00,793 --> 00:41:01,668 All the lights went off. 779 00:41:02,418 --> 00:41:03,958 Turns out there was a landslide. 780 00:41:05,750 --> 00:41:06,958 Every single one of them 781 00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:07,875 died. 782 00:41:10,333 --> 00:41:11,458 Except for me. 783 00:41:18,625 --> 00:41:22,000 Suddenly, they all disappeared from my life. 784 00:41:27,918 --> 00:41:28,875 My dad 785 00:41:28,918 --> 00:41:30,125 left nothing behind 786 00:41:30,625 --> 00:41:32,543 but these broken sunglasses. 787 00:41:35,208 --> 00:41:37,043 I cried for seven days and nights. 788 00:41:37,583 --> 00:41:39,583 I cried so much that my eyes hurt. 789 00:41:40,833 --> 00:41:42,458 All of a sudden, I saw him with my left eye! 790 00:41:44,875 --> 00:41:45,875 He said to me, 791 00:41:47,125 --> 00:41:48,293 "My dear daughter." 792 00:41:49,418 --> 00:41:51,543 "You must remember 793 00:41:52,625 --> 00:41:54,583 always to help those in need." 794 00:41:54,625 --> 00:41:56,833 "Wtih great power comes great responsibility!" 795 00:41:58,168 --> 00:41:59,333 Ever since then, 796 00:42:00,083 --> 00:42:02,375 I've been helping people out of my own pocket. 797 00:42:02,875 --> 00:42:04,750 I thought I finally was gonna make some money this time 798 00:42:05,418 --> 00:42:08,000 and be able to burn some joss paper for my dad. 799 00:42:09,458 --> 00:42:11,083 But with only 400, 800 00:42:11,125 --> 00:42:12,918 I don't even have enough to buy a train ticket home! 801 00:42:13,625 --> 00:42:15,583 I wasn't able to fulfill my duty as a daughter, and now I still can't! 802 00:42:15,625 --> 00:42:17,543 We all have parents, 803 00:42:17,583 --> 00:42:19,043 but what have I done for them? 804 00:42:19,083 --> 00:42:21,208 I was such an unfilial daughter! 805 00:42:25,125 --> 00:42:26,708 We gangsters 806 00:42:27,793 --> 00:42:28,875 value brotherhood the most. 807 00:42:29,458 --> 00:42:30,125 Okay everyone, 808 00:42:30,168 --> 00:42:31,875 let's give Ling our valuables 809 00:42:31,918 --> 00:42:33,293 to express our sincere gratitude. 810 00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:36,250 It's that easy? 811 00:42:43,333 --> 00:42:44,583 Oh my dad's spirit must have heard me. 812 00:42:45,208 --> 00:42:46,333 A call from a potential client! 813 00:43:23,208 --> 00:43:23,793 Ren! 814 00:43:23,833 --> 00:43:24,625 Grab your weapons! 815 00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:26,918 What's going on? 816 00:43:28,293 --> 00:43:29,668 There are a lot of people outside! 817 00:43:30,333 --> 00:43:31,833 Who? 818 00:43:31,875 --> 00:43:33,043 Triad or Mafia? 819 00:43:34,168 --> 00:43:35,375 Are you drunk or what? 820 00:43:35,418 --> 00:43:37,250 You guys couldn't escape so you called backup, huh! 821 00:43:37,293 --> 00:43:38,458 Don't waste your time here! 822 00:43:38,918 --> 00:43:40,333 It's just us two! 823 00:43:40,750 --> 00:43:41,625 Ren! 824 00:43:41,668 --> 00:43:43,168 Forget it, let's show them who's boss. 825 00:43:43,208 --> 00:43:44,043 Ming. 826 00:43:44,458 --> 00:43:45,958 Let's kill these motherfuckers! 827 00:43:47,458 --> 00:43:48,918 Assholes! 828 00:43:49,793 --> 00:43:50,708 Don't rush into it! 829 00:43:52,043 --> 00:43:56,208 I'm all-powerful and worshipped 830 00:43:56,250 --> 00:44:00,583 I'm all-powerful and won't look back 831 00:44:00,625 --> 00:44:03,668 I'll overturn the world 832 00:44:03,708 --> 00:44:07,000 and make my own law 833 00:44:07,043 --> 00:44:09,875 Like a vicious wolf with flashing eyes 834 00:44:14,208 --> 00:44:16,250 Ah finally a living soul! 835 00:44:37,625 --> 00:44:38,500 Hurry up Ming! 836 00:44:38,958 --> 00:44:39,875 Run! 837 00:44:39,918 --> 00:44:41,208 Ahhh 838 00:44:43,375 --> 00:44:45,875 Next time don't order takeout under such circumstances! 839 00:44:48,418 --> 00:44:50,418 Throw him into the elevator! 840 00:44:53,250 --> 00:44:54,043 Are you okay? 841 00:45:04,583 --> 00:45:07,125 Help! Help! Help! 842 00:45:24,583 --> 00:45:26,793 Infected by an unidentified virus, 843 00:45:26,833 --> 00:45:28,208 a large number of zombies have flooded onto the streets, 844 00:45:28,250 --> 00:45:29,168 attacking pedestrians. 845 00:45:29,208 --> 00:45:30,250 Our colleague 846 00:45:30,293 --> 00:45:31,833 is reporting live from the city center. 847 00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:35,543 Good evening, I'm on Main Street now. 848 00:45:35,583 --> 00:45:36,958 As you can see, I'm currently surrounded by zombies. 849 00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:38,500 This area has already been occupied. 850 00:45:38,543 --> 00:45:39,875 Let's interview one of the victims now. 851 00:45:39,918 --> 00:45:40,750 Come with me. 852 00:45:41,375 --> 00:45:43,125 Young lady, how does it feel being bitten? 853 00:45:43,168 --> 00:45:44,168 Go away! 854 00:46:17,500 --> 00:46:18,708 You even stole expired canned food? 855 00:46:18,750 --> 00:46:19,793 What the hell is wrong with you? 856 00:46:25,418 --> 00:46:27,293 Ling and the others are goners! 857 00:46:28,500 --> 00:46:30,043 We can't just let them die. 858 00:46:40,208 --> 00:46:41,333 It's over! 859 00:46:41,375 --> 00:46:43,418 The delivery man has become takeout himself! 860 00:46:43,458 --> 00:46:45,208 There are too many of them and too few of us! 861 00:46:45,250 --> 00:46:47,000 What should we do? 862 00:46:48,918 --> 00:46:49,668 Hold on! 863 00:46:49,793 --> 00:46:50,750 You're finally here! 864 00:46:52,375 --> 00:46:53,875 I can't untie it! 865 00:46:58,458 --> 00:46:59,875 We can't hold it any longer! 866 00:47:00,043 --> 00:47:01,250 What should we do? 867 00:47:01,918 --> 00:47:03,375 Burn them! 868 00:47:27,333 --> 00:47:28,293 Hang in there! 869 00:47:28,333 --> 00:47:29,543 Help us! 870 00:47:30,250 --> 00:47:33,168 We can't hold on any longer! 871 00:47:40,833 --> 00:47:41,958 So... sorry! 872 00:47:51,750 --> 00:47:52,833 Go away! 873 00:47:58,708 --> 00:48:00,293 Ling! Ling! What should we do? 874 00:48:05,458 --> 00:48:06,250 Let's go! 875 00:48:06,375 --> 00:48:07,708 Go upstairs! 876 00:48:07,750 --> 00:48:08,875 Up! 877 00:48:10,043 --> 00:48:11,875 Hurry! 878 00:48:13,750 --> 00:48:15,375 What now? 879 00:48:15,418 --> 00:48:16,458 Let me! 880 00:48:18,918 --> 00:48:20,000 Let me do it! 881 00:48:20,043 --> 00:48:21,708 Can't kick it open! 882 00:48:23,250 --> 00:48:25,333 Wow! Iron Head kung fu? 883 00:48:25,418 --> 00:48:27,250 You know Iron Head kung fu! Let me help you! 884 00:48:34,543 --> 00:48:36,375 Iron your ass! 885 00:48:36,418 --> 00:48:37,875 I live on the rooftop! 886 00:48:37,918 --> 00:48:39,458 I was just getting my key! 887 00:48:40,833 --> 00:48:42,875 The zombies are coming, be quick! 888 00:48:45,043 --> 00:48:46,125 Hurry up! 889 00:48:50,625 --> 00:48:52,333 Come on! 890 00:48:52,375 --> 00:48:54,043 Hurry! 891 00:48:54,083 --> 00:48:55,168 Hurry! 892 00:48:56,458 --> 00:48:58,833 This way! 893 00:48:59,625 --> 00:49:00,708 Keep pushing! 894 00:49:02,418 --> 00:49:03,293 Over there! 895 00:49:03,668 --> 00:49:04,668 This way! 896 00:49:13,875 --> 00:49:15,083 Ling, what should we do? 897 00:49:16,543 --> 00:49:17,543 What should we do? 898 00:49:17,583 --> 00:49:18,500 Ling! 899 00:49:18,543 --> 00:49:19,500 What should I do? 900 00:49:20,125 --> 00:49:21,000 What should we do? 901 00:49:22,458 --> 00:49:23,543 Ling, what should we do? 902 00:49:33,668 --> 00:49:34,750 I'm turning into the evil dead! 903 00:49:41,918 --> 00:49:43,375 I'll chop your arm off! 904 00:49:45,125 --> 00:49:46,418 No! Let me do it myself. 905 00:49:47,375 --> 00:49:48,168 I'll do it! 906 00:49:49,375 --> 00:49:50,833 Chop it! 907 00:49:51,333 --> 00:49:52,500 Behind you! 908 00:49:52,543 --> 00:49:53,250 Where is it? 909 00:49:53,293 --> 00:49:54,208 Behind you! 910 00:49:54,250 --> 00:49:54,793 Behind you! 911 00:49:54,833 --> 00:49:56,250 Behind! Behind! Behind! 912 00:50:00,333 --> 00:50:01,208 It's just death, nothing serious! 913 00:50:10,375 --> 00:50:11,083 What now? 914 00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:13,918 Don't force me to play my trump card! 915 00:50:16,500 --> 00:50:17,293 What now? 916 00:50:20,375 --> 00:50:21,793 Wow... Is this the magic of 917 00:50:22,543 --> 00:50:23,833 using one's breast to turn bad luck into good? 918 00:50:27,958 --> 00:50:29,168 You guys leave now! 919 00:50:29,208 --> 00:50:30,333 I'll solve this myself! 920 00:50:30,375 --> 00:50:32,668 I'll use my body to buy time for you! 921 00:50:32,708 --> 00:50:34,043 Move! 922 00:50:34,083 --> 00:50:35,668 I'm using my breast to buy you time! 923 00:50:38,793 --> 00:50:40,000 What are you doing? 924 00:50:40,043 --> 00:50:41,418 Just quickly tell us what we should do! 925 00:50:41,708 --> 00:50:43,168 Go to the other side! 926 00:50:43,708 --> 00:50:44,668 How?! 927 00:50:44,708 --> 00:50:45,625 There's nowhere to go! 928 00:50:45,668 --> 00:50:46,958 Go to the other side first! 929 00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:48,625 - We'll lose our homes! - If we leave, there's no turning back! 930 00:50:48,668 --> 00:50:49,793 Your lives are more important! 931 00:50:58,958 --> 00:50:59,543 That's impossible! 932 00:50:59,583 --> 00:51:00,500 The ladder isn't long enough! 933 00:51:00,543 --> 00:51:01,583 Then use your bodies to extend the ladder! 934 00:51:02,333 --> 00:51:03,250 What kind of idea is that? 935 00:51:11,500 --> 00:51:12,293 Hang in there! 936 00:51:22,500 --> 00:51:24,125 Watch out! 937 00:51:27,458 --> 00:51:29,375 Hurry up, will you? 938 00:51:29,418 --> 00:51:31,083 I'm a little scared! 939 00:51:32,418 --> 00:51:33,793 Hang in there, Ren! 940 00:51:35,168 --> 00:51:36,043 Oh no! 941 00:51:54,458 --> 00:51:56,000 Ladies and children go first! 942 00:51:56,043 --> 00:51:57,668 Bring along Chicken Little! 943 00:51:57,708 --> 00:51:58,668 Be quick! 944 00:52:15,125 --> 00:52:17,125 Stop crying! 945 00:52:17,168 --> 00:52:18,083 You can hate me 946 00:52:18,125 --> 00:52:19,168 after I take you to the other side, 947 00:52:19,208 --> 00:52:20,375 and I'll just jump from here, okay? 948 00:52:21,500 --> 00:52:22,833 And I'll be dead! 949 00:52:22,875 --> 00:52:24,083 You'll lose your dad forever! 950 00:52:24,125 --> 00:52:25,168 Are you happy with that? 951 00:52:27,293 --> 00:52:29,250 I wanted to cure your mom too! 952 00:52:30,375 --> 00:52:31,333 Chicken Little, 953 00:52:31,918 --> 00:52:33,333 you have to survive. 954 00:52:34,293 --> 00:52:35,875 Only then can you grow up. 955 00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:39,333 Only then can you understand my words. 956 00:52:40,083 --> 00:52:42,500 Only then will you stop blaming me! 957 00:52:44,793 --> 00:52:46,043 Papa... 958 00:52:46,083 --> 00:52:47,333 Don't talk before we reach the other side! 959 00:52:54,000 --> 00:52:54,875 What did you say? 960 00:52:56,750 --> 00:52:58,043 Papa, climb quickly! 961 00:52:58,083 --> 00:52:59,333 I want to pee! 962 00:53:09,083 --> 00:53:10,375 Chicken Little, you're doing great! 963 00:53:11,543 --> 00:53:12,958 Next! 964 00:53:13,000 --> 00:53:15,083 My dear, don't be afraid! 965 00:53:15,875 --> 00:53:17,168 Follow me, my dear! 966 00:53:17,208 --> 00:53:18,543 I'm scared! 967 00:53:18,583 --> 00:53:20,083 Stop wasting time! 968 00:53:20,125 --> 00:53:21,293 You need to support your wife! 969 00:53:22,000 --> 00:53:22,918 Honey! 970 00:53:22,958 --> 00:53:24,543 Just look at me 971 00:53:24,583 --> 00:53:25,918 and scold me like you always do. 972 00:53:25,958 --> 00:53:27,208 That way you won't be afraid. 973 00:53:27,250 --> 00:53:28,583 Let's just keep moving forward, okay? 974 00:53:29,293 --> 00:53:30,000 Let's go! 975 00:53:31,500 --> 00:53:32,833 You nerdy old wretch! 976 00:53:32,875 --> 00:53:33,625 Yes! 977 00:53:34,168 --> 00:53:35,833 You always pee in the shower! 978 00:53:35,875 --> 00:53:36,793 You always scratch your smelly feet 979 00:53:36,833 --> 00:53:37,918 and then sniff your fingers! 980 00:53:37,958 --> 00:53:38,793 Keep going darling! 981 00:53:39,293 --> 00:53:39,875 Just like that. 982 00:53:44,125 --> 00:53:44,958 Darling! 983 00:53:45,000 --> 00:53:46,543 Darling! 984 00:53:47,000 --> 00:53:48,168 Darling! 985 00:53:49,375 --> 00:53:51,083 I won't love you less no matter what! 986 00:53:52,333 --> 00:53:53,250 My love! 987 00:53:53,833 --> 00:53:54,668 Ling! 988 00:53:55,458 --> 00:53:56,250 Ling! 989 00:54:00,958 --> 00:54:02,043 Go! 990 00:54:02,083 --> 00:54:03,293 I'm running out of time! 991 00:54:03,333 --> 00:54:04,293 Ling! 992 00:54:04,333 --> 00:54:05,875 - Go! - You should go first! 993 00:54:05,918 --> 00:54:07,583 The characters I play in such scenarios 994 00:54:07,625 --> 00:54:09,208 never manage to survive! 995 00:54:09,250 --> 00:54:10,793 All the characters you've played so far 996 00:54:10,833 --> 00:54:11,875 are minor roles! 997 00:54:11,918 --> 00:54:13,168 At this very moment, you're the leading actress! 998 00:54:13,208 --> 00:54:15,168 The lead never dies! 999 00:54:15,208 --> 00:54:16,958 Come quickly you bitch! 1000 00:54:22,125 --> 00:54:25,583 I! Am! The! Leading! Actress! 1001 00:54:31,168 --> 00:54:32,833 Quickly! Almost there! 1002 00:54:38,458 --> 00:54:39,793 Ling, what are you doing? 1003 00:54:39,833 --> 00:54:40,875 Just go! 1004 00:54:40,918 --> 00:54:42,293 Ming hold tight! 1005 00:54:45,000 --> 00:54:45,918 Just go! 1006 00:54:58,333 --> 00:55:00,833 I'm a police officer! 1007 00:55:00,875 --> 00:55:02,708 Don't be silly now! 1008 00:55:03,333 --> 00:55:04,833 Just get over here! 1009 00:55:06,375 --> 00:55:07,750 I'm really a policeman. 1010 00:55:08,208 --> 00:55:09,293 20 years ago, 1011 00:55:10,293 --> 00:55:11,918 my superior accidentally 1012 00:55:13,168 --> 00:55:16,125 deleted all the undercover cops' data. 1013 00:55:17,958 --> 00:55:19,208 And now... 1014 00:55:20,458 --> 00:55:22,083 not a single person knows I'm a cop. 1015 00:55:23,500 --> 00:55:24,958 You asshole! 1016 00:55:25,500 --> 00:55:26,793 Before I die, 1017 00:55:29,458 --> 00:55:30,458 I simply want people to know 1018 00:55:32,208 --> 00:55:35,083 that I'm a good person! 1019 00:55:35,500 --> 00:55:37,000 Ming, you bastard! 1020 00:55:37,043 --> 00:55:38,583 You kept me in the dark for so many years! 1021 00:55:39,043 --> 00:55:40,750 I trusted you! 1022 00:56:26,500 --> 00:56:27,293 Ming! 1023 00:56:30,250 --> 00:56:31,083 Ming! 1024 00:56:31,293 --> 00:56:32,458 Ming! 1025 00:56:34,875 --> 00:56:35,875 Ming! 1026 00:56:35,918 --> 00:56:37,333 Please wake up, Ming! 1027 00:56:45,083 --> 00:56:46,000 Are you okay? 1028 00:56:46,875 --> 00:56:47,668 I'm okay 1029 00:56:48,583 --> 00:56:50,250 I'm asking if what you just said is true! 1030 00:56:50,293 --> 00:56:51,625 Is everyone safe? 1031 00:56:51,668 --> 00:56:53,500 I can notify headquarters. 1032 00:56:53,543 --> 00:56:54,543 Stop pretending! 1033 00:56:54,583 --> 00:56:55,375 I'm a policeman! 1034 00:56:55,418 --> 00:56:56,500 I can kill you in one shot! 1035 00:56:57,958 --> 00:56:59,668 He's just ill again. 1036 00:57:00,500 --> 00:57:01,543 It's alright as long as he's alive. 1037 00:57:02,000 --> 00:57:02,833 Doomsday is coming! 1038 00:57:02,875 --> 00:57:03,875 We're the only ones alive! 1039 00:57:03,918 --> 00:57:05,168 We have to support each other! 1040 00:57:09,208 --> 00:57:09,958 Don't be afraid! 1041 00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:11,708 I'm a cop, listen to me. 1042 00:57:11,750 --> 00:57:12,708 Everyone, keep calm! 1043 00:57:12,750 --> 00:57:13,793 Don't run around! 1044 00:57:13,833 --> 00:57:15,668 How come the doors are locked? 1045 00:57:17,458 --> 00:57:18,750 They were open a second ago! 1046 00:57:18,793 --> 00:57:19,793 We can't go back anymore! 1047 00:57:20,458 --> 00:57:21,250 It's over! 1048 00:57:21,293 --> 00:57:22,458 We can't get back in! 1049 00:57:37,793 --> 00:57:38,625 Come on. 1050 00:57:40,293 --> 00:57:41,293 This way! 1051 00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:43,000 We don't know anything! 1052 00:57:43,043 --> 00:57:44,125 We were conned too! 1053 00:57:47,333 --> 00:57:48,708 Acting again? 1054 00:57:48,750 --> 00:57:50,208 Let's welcome our chairman, 1055 00:57:50,250 --> 00:57:51,418 Mr. Xu! 1056 00:58:07,625 --> 00:58:08,375 Spectacular! 1057 00:58:10,000 --> 00:58:12,418 Better than any zombie movie I've seen! 1058 00:58:13,793 --> 00:58:15,793 For real, if you guys had some money, 1059 00:58:16,333 --> 00:58:17,833 we could definitely be good friends. 1060 00:58:17,875 --> 00:58:19,168 Good friends, my ass! 1061 00:58:20,208 --> 00:58:21,125 Young and rebellious! 1062 00:58:21,168 --> 00:58:22,043 Forget it. 1063 00:58:23,625 --> 00:58:25,458 Just give us the amount you're willing to pay. 1064 00:58:26,043 --> 00:58:27,333 We'll just take the money and leave. 1065 00:58:27,375 --> 00:58:28,793 Wang Baojian how can you change your mind so quickly? 1066 00:58:28,833 --> 00:58:30,125 We're not here for the money! 1067 00:58:30,168 --> 00:58:31,500 What this young lady just said makes sense. 1068 00:58:32,293 --> 00:58:33,375 You guys have held us up for such a long time. 1069 00:58:33,418 --> 00:58:34,418 Have I asked for any compensation? 1070 00:58:35,418 --> 00:58:36,668 We've just met. 1071 00:58:39,875 --> 00:58:41,458 And you're already asking for money? 1072 00:58:46,293 --> 00:58:48,293 What you're doing is illegal, you know! 1073 00:58:48,333 --> 00:58:49,708 Did I beat you up? 1074 00:58:50,125 --> 00:58:51,208 Or yell at you? 1075 00:58:52,543 --> 00:58:53,668 Did I hire all these people? 1076 00:58:53,708 --> 00:58:54,583 Nope! 1077 00:58:55,208 --> 00:58:57,833 These people all purchased properties soon to be built here. 1078 00:58:57,875 --> 00:59:00,668 They are legit consumers waiting for property value to increase. 1079 00:59:03,208 --> 00:59:04,125 Cut! 1080 00:59:05,708 --> 00:59:08,333 Give me some more rottenness. 1081 00:59:08,375 --> 00:59:09,293 Be rotten! 1082 00:59:17,083 --> 00:59:18,625 Give me a hand! 1083 00:59:25,543 --> 00:59:26,458 How can you fool someone 1084 00:59:26,833 --> 00:59:28,543 if you act this way? 1085 00:59:28,583 --> 00:59:31,793 Don't you know there's a difference between zombies and corpses? 1086 00:59:31,833 --> 00:59:33,918 Boss, it has been more than a month! 1087 00:59:33,958 --> 00:59:36,458 You asked us not to brush our teeth or shower. 1088 00:59:36,500 --> 00:59:37,875 We eat stinky tofu and chew on betel nuts. 1089 00:59:37,918 --> 00:59:40,083 We just bought apartments from you. 1090 00:59:40,125 --> 00:59:41,500 I really can't stand it anymore! 1091 00:59:43,125 --> 00:59:44,750 A zombie knows no pain! 1092 00:59:44,793 --> 00:59:46,458 Okay, no pain! 1093 00:59:46,500 --> 00:59:47,333 Come hit me! 1094 00:59:48,293 --> 00:59:48,833 Stop joking around! 1095 00:59:48,875 --> 00:59:49,708 Whack me! 1096 00:59:50,668 --> 00:59:51,293 Hit me again! 1097 00:59:53,375 --> 00:59:55,458 You guys want to flip properties without investing anything? 1098 00:59:55,958 --> 00:59:57,293 If you want to earn other people's hard-earned money, 1099 00:59:57,333 --> 00:59:59,500 you need to work harder! 1100 01:00:05,083 --> 01:00:06,458 You guys have given up on a good life, 1101 01:00:06,500 --> 01:00:07,833 but these people still want to make their fortune. 1102 01:00:08,543 --> 01:00:09,458 Isn't that right? 1103 01:00:09,833 --> 01:00:11,668 A simple way of describing this whole matter 1104 01:00:11,708 --> 01:00:12,583 would be a civil dispute. 1105 01:00:12,625 --> 01:00:13,625 To put it in a more admirable way, 1106 01:00:14,375 --> 01:00:15,958 this is the victory of the people! 1107 01:00:17,125 --> 01:00:18,418 As a bystander, 1108 01:00:18,458 --> 01:00:19,750 how can I take credit 1109 01:00:19,793 --> 01:00:21,958 for such a great achievement? 1110 01:00:22,625 --> 01:00:23,333 Ling. 1111 01:00:26,418 --> 01:00:27,918 It's alright, it's alright, you don't have to applaud me! 1112 01:00:28,375 --> 01:00:29,333 It's my duty! 1113 01:00:29,375 --> 01:00:30,250 It's what I do! 1114 01:00:30,833 --> 01:00:31,918 It's what I do! 1115 01:00:31,958 --> 01:00:32,750 Alright, alright! 1116 01:00:34,668 --> 01:00:37,168 How's everything? Did you all get your money? 1117 01:00:38,168 --> 01:00:39,168 Why are you pulling such long faces? 1118 01:00:39,543 --> 01:00:40,625 Not enough money? 1119 01:00:40,668 --> 01:00:41,833 What money? 1120 01:00:43,418 --> 01:00:44,208 Ling. 1121 01:00:45,918 --> 01:00:47,043 How can such a sensible person like yourself 1122 01:00:47,083 --> 01:00:48,793 be as foolish as they are? 1123 01:00:48,833 --> 01:00:50,418 It's never enough when it comes to money. 1124 01:00:50,458 --> 01:00:52,083 You always want more. 1125 01:00:52,918 --> 01:00:55,833 It's easier if you live without it. 1126 01:00:57,043 --> 01:00:58,500 Didn't we make an agreement on the phone! 1127 01:00:58,543 --> 01:00:59,500 Why aren't you keeping your word! 1128 01:01:01,293 --> 01:01:04,043 Stop talking about credibility when you're a swindler yourself! 1129 01:01:07,293 --> 01:01:08,543 Oh my dad's spirit must have heard me. 1130 01:01:09,043 --> 01:01:10,043 A call from a potential client. 1131 01:01:11,875 --> 01:01:13,668 Ling, I'm sure you know what's the right thing to do. 1132 01:01:14,875 --> 01:01:16,833 This standoff doesn't do anyone any good. 1133 01:01:17,293 --> 01:01:18,918 All I want is the land. 1134 01:01:19,418 --> 01:01:21,208 Find a way to make them leave. 1135 01:01:22,583 --> 01:01:24,458 I'll give them their money, 1136 01:01:24,500 --> 01:01:25,793 and I'll give you your money. 1137 01:01:26,500 --> 01:01:27,458 Think about it. 1138 01:01:30,250 --> 01:01:31,168 Are you okay? 1139 01:01:31,668 --> 01:01:32,833 I'm turning into the evil dead! 1140 01:01:32,875 --> 01:01:33,793 Ling! 1141 01:01:37,793 --> 01:01:38,750 Ling! 1142 01:01:39,250 --> 01:01:40,833 We trusted you! 1143 01:01:40,875 --> 01:01:42,918 How could you work hand in glove with them! 1144 01:01:42,958 --> 01:01:45,918 I didn't! I simply wanted to help you all! 1145 01:01:45,958 --> 01:01:47,458 Why would you deceive people you wanted to help? 1146 01:01:47,500 --> 01:01:49,583 He deceived me! He's the swindler! 1147 01:01:50,168 --> 01:01:52,458 If I'm a swindler, then what are you? 1148 01:01:54,750 --> 01:01:56,208 Why are you lying to yourself 1149 01:01:56,250 --> 01:01:57,583 when you're only supposed to lie to them? 1150 01:01:58,000 --> 01:02:00,668 People like you who cheat small money are swindlers, 1151 01:02:00,708 --> 01:02:03,000 And those who make it big, like me, are businessmen. 1152 01:02:03,750 --> 01:02:04,583 Get rid of them! 1153 01:02:05,083 --> 01:02:06,043 No way! 1154 01:02:06,083 --> 01:02:06,543 No! 1155 01:02:06,583 --> 01:02:07,208 Ling! 1156 01:02:07,668 --> 01:02:08,583 That's enough! 1157 01:02:09,043 --> 01:02:10,250 We won't believe you anymore! 1158 01:02:10,293 --> 01:02:11,750 They're not the ones who kicked us out! 1159 01:02:12,958 --> 01:02:14,000 You did! 1160 01:02:16,293 --> 01:02:17,083 Let's leave! 1161 01:02:18,793 --> 01:02:19,250 Let's go. 1162 01:02:19,293 --> 01:02:20,293 Don't go! 1163 01:02:21,625 --> 01:02:22,958 How can you give up so easily! 1164 01:02:24,625 --> 01:02:25,918 You haven't gotten your money yet! 1165 01:02:28,543 --> 01:02:29,500 Come back! 1166 01:02:30,458 --> 01:02:31,918 I didn't know it'd turn out like this! 1167 01:02:33,043 --> 01:02:34,708 I never meant to hurt you all! 1168 01:02:35,458 --> 01:02:37,375 I just wanted to help you get your money 1169 01:02:37,418 --> 01:02:39,208 so that you could have a good life! 1170 01:02:43,500 --> 01:02:45,125 You can stop now, Ling. 1171 01:02:45,168 --> 01:02:46,208 They're already gone! 1172 01:02:47,208 --> 01:02:48,168 Aren't you tired? 1173 01:02:49,333 --> 01:02:51,250 Why do you have to be so mean? 1174 01:02:51,293 --> 01:02:52,750 We're the same kind of people. 1175 01:02:52,793 --> 01:02:54,083 You don't have to say such a thing. 1176 01:02:55,000 --> 01:02:55,833 My son. 1177 01:02:57,625 --> 01:02:58,958 What a smart kid. 1178 01:02:59,500 --> 01:03:01,583 When he was 10, he knew the addition and subtraction tables under 10. 1179 01:03:01,958 --> 01:03:03,668 When he was 12, he knew them under 12. 1180 01:03:04,500 --> 01:03:06,000 His math abilities are determined by his age. 1181 01:03:06,043 --> 01:03:07,083 What a prodigy! 1182 01:03:08,293 --> 01:03:10,083 But thanks to your scare tactics, he can't do any more calculations! 1183 01:03:11,458 --> 01:03:12,668 Why didn't you realize that 1184 01:03:12,708 --> 01:03:13,958 you were being so mean to him? 1185 01:03:20,375 --> 01:03:21,958 Ling, we're actually the same. 1186 01:03:22,583 --> 01:03:23,583 We're both baddies. 1187 01:03:24,958 --> 01:03:26,333 It's just that you're an unsuccessful baddie. 1188 01:03:27,500 --> 01:03:28,333 Please see yourself out. 1189 01:03:32,958 --> 01:03:34,293 Everyone listen up. 1190 01:03:35,043 --> 01:03:36,293 Seal off Prestige Garden 1191 01:03:36,875 --> 01:03:39,793 and blast the building! 1192 01:04:24,875 --> 01:04:26,875 Let's give Ling our valuables 1193 01:04:27,333 --> 01:04:28,708 to express our sincere gratitude. 1194 01:04:29,083 --> 01:04:29,875 Ling, 1195 01:04:29,918 --> 01:04:31,168 this is my dowry bracelet. 1196 01:04:32,043 --> 01:04:33,918 Ling, this is my dowry money. 1197 01:04:34,875 --> 01:04:37,125 Ling, here's my jewelry. 1198 01:04:41,250 --> 01:04:42,793 How could you leave me out? 1199 01:04:43,625 --> 01:04:45,793 I've been wearing this gold Rolex for more than 20 years. 1200 01:04:46,333 --> 01:04:47,083 Wow! 1201 01:04:47,500 --> 01:04:49,668 A Rolex! Isn't this a little too flashy? 1202 01:04:51,958 --> 01:04:52,833 It's not working! 1203 01:04:52,875 --> 01:04:53,875 The battery's dead. 1204 01:04:54,875 --> 01:04:56,293 A Rolex ran out battery? 1205 01:04:56,333 --> 01:04:57,500 Are you kidding me? 1206 01:05:05,668 --> 01:05:06,875 I'll give you something legit. 1207 01:05:07,625 --> 01:05:08,418 Thank you! 1208 01:05:09,918 --> 01:05:10,750 What is it? 1209 01:05:13,708 --> 01:05:14,625 I just removed it. 1210 01:05:28,333 --> 01:05:29,083 Boss, Boss! 1211 01:05:29,168 --> 01:05:29,875 Look! 1212 01:05:30,668 --> 01:05:31,583 Breaking news. 1213 01:05:31,625 --> 01:05:34,583 The demolition of Prestige Garden 1214 01:05:34,625 --> 01:05:36,583 was forced to stop 1215 01:05:36,625 --> 01:05:38,625 due to the intrusion of a mysterious woman. 1216 01:05:38,668 --> 01:05:39,668 Give me my home back! 1217 01:05:40,083 --> 01:05:41,625 Give me my home back! 1218 01:05:41,668 --> 01:05:43,293 Give me my home back! 1219 01:05:43,333 --> 01:05:44,543 Just let her stay there. 1220 01:05:45,958 --> 01:05:46,875 She can starve to death. 1221 01:05:53,418 --> 01:05:54,833 Looking for a place, mister? 1222 01:05:58,333 --> 01:05:59,875 Hey bro, I have all kinds of movies. 1223 01:05:59,918 --> 01:06:01,583 What decade are you living in? 1224 01:06:01,625 --> 01:06:03,168 We all download movies now! 1225 01:06:04,958 --> 01:06:09,250 (The stars are floating) 1226 01:06:09,293 --> 01:06:13,583 (We walk side by side) 1227 01:06:13,625 --> 01:06:17,668 (From strangers to friends) 1228 01:06:17,708 --> 01:06:20,458 (We treat each other with silent sincerity) 1229 01:06:20,500 --> 01:06:21,333 Ling! 1230 01:06:21,833 --> 01:06:22,668 Chicken Little! 1231 01:06:23,043 --> 01:06:24,043 Let's go! 1232 01:06:24,793 --> 01:06:25,875 Baojian! 1233 01:06:26,668 --> 01:06:27,500 What on earth is this? 1234 01:06:27,543 --> 01:06:29,250 Jin San and Juhua, you have a guest. 1235 01:06:30,875 --> 01:06:32,543 Jin San! Juhua! 1236 01:06:32,583 --> 01:06:33,543 Are you guys free? 1237 01:06:33,583 --> 01:06:34,833 I want to treat you guys to dinner! 1238 01:06:38,958 --> 01:06:40,043 Eat this! 1239 01:06:40,083 --> 01:06:41,125 Taste good? 1240 01:06:42,458 --> 01:06:43,833 Ren, I want to buy ten of these. 1241 01:06:43,875 --> 01:06:45,125 Go away, I'm not selling them! 1242 01:06:46,293 --> 01:06:47,375 Let's go, Ming. 1243 01:06:48,000 --> 01:06:48,918 Take your money back! 1244 01:06:49,418 --> 01:06:50,293 I'm a cop! 1245 01:07:00,750 --> 01:07:01,958 Why are you here? 1246 01:07:02,000 --> 01:07:03,125 Can you forgive me? 1247 01:07:03,168 --> 01:07:04,083 Never! 1248 01:07:05,333 --> 01:07:06,668 They're not the ones who kicked us out! 1249 01:07:06,708 --> 01:07:07,793 You did! 1250 01:07:08,500 --> 01:07:09,625 We trusted you! 1251 01:07:09,668 --> 01:07:10,958 How could you work hand in glove with them! 1252 01:07:11,000 --> 01:07:13,043 I didn't! I simply wanted to help you all! 1253 01:07:13,083 --> 01:07:14,000 Don't go! 1254 01:07:14,043 --> 01:07:15,375 I thought we were a family! 1255 01:07:17,500 --> 01:07:21,293 (Scattered stars are connected in the faraway sky) 1256 01:07:21,333 --> 01:07:26,583 (Although the road is lined with thorns) 1257 01:07:27,958 --> 01:07:31,043 (You will undo the loneliness in my heart) 1258 01:07:32,000 --> 01:07:34,125 Dad, Ling's on TV! 1259 01:07:34,958 --> 01:07:38,750 (Holding hands we go through ups and downs) 1260 01:07:38,793 --> 01:07:44,293 (Share happiness and sorrow) 1261 01:07:45,458 --> 01:07:49,333 (You for me and I for you) 1262 01:07:50,293 --> 01:07:56,000 (Holding hands we go through trials and troubles) 1263 01:07:57,458 --> 01:08:03,168 (We are friends) 1264 01:08:21,750 --> 01:08:22,543 Chicken Little? 1265 01:08:23,708 --> 01:08:25,418 I sneaked out. 1266 01:08:27,000 --> 01:08:28,208 Can you see her? 1267 01:08:31,125 --> 01:08:32,375 I can't see any ghosts. 1268 01:08:33,583 --> 01:08:34,958 There's no such thing. 1269 01:08:35,458 --> 01:08:37,458 Didn't you say you've seen your dad before? 1270 01:08:37,500 --> 01:08:38,833 Of course I have! 1271 01:08:40,708 --> 01:08:42,208 When I was nine. 1272 01:08:42,708 --> 01:08:43,793 But after he died, 1273 01:08:45,043 --> 01:08:46,168 I haven't met him since. 1274 01:08:53,333 --> 01:08:54,458 I may not be able to see your mother, 1275 01:08:55,208 --> 01:08:56,625 but I can let her possess me! 1276 01:09:00,543 --> 01:09:01,500 Chicken Little! 1277 01:09:04,293 --> 01:09:07,668 Chicken Little, you've grown up so fast! 1278 01:09:08,250 --> 01:09:10,375 Momma can't even recognize you now! 1279 01:09:11,083 --> 01:09:13,083 Have you been a good boy? 1280 01:09:13,125 --> 01:09:15,083 Have you been eating well? 1281 01:09:18,543 --> 01:09:21,833 You told me that when I could reach the top button in the elevator 1282 01:09:21,875 --> 01:09:23,583 you'd take me to an amusement park. 1283 01:09:23,625 --> 01:09:26,293 So I went to the elevetor and gave it a go every day. 1284 01:09:32,293 --> 01:09:33,083 But, 1285 01:09:33,125 --> 01:09:34,958 now I can't go inside anymore. 1286 01:09:35,000 --> 01:09:37,918 I'm not sure if you're keeping your promise... 1287 01:09:41,418 --> 01:09:42,625 You're fake! 1288 01:09:46,875 --> 01:09:48,043 Do I not look like her? 1289 01:09:49,293 --> 01:09:51,708 Come on, show some respect! 1290 01:09:51,750 --> 01:09:52,833 I know how to do it as well! 1291 01:09:56,500 --> 01:09:57,543 Be careful! 1292 01:09:57,583 --> 01:09:59,043 It's my family heirloom! 1293 01:10:02,083 --> 01:10:03,000 Ling, 1294 01:10:03,043 --> 01:10:04,625 you've grown up so fast! 1295 01:10:04,668 --> 01:10:06,708 Papa can't even recognize you now. 1296 01:10:06,750 --> 01:10:08,458 Have you been a good girl? 1297 01:10:08,500 --> 01:10:10,168 Have you been eating well? 1298 01:10:19,833 --> 01:10:21,000 You're fake! 1299 01:10:21,418 --> 01:10:22,208 My dad 1300 01:10:22,250 --> 01:10:23,543 wouldn't call me Ling. 1301 01:10:24,333 --> 01:10:25,875 He used to call me Sweetiepie. 1302 01:10:53,708 --> 01:10:54,418 Chicken Little! 1303 01:10:55,333 --> 01:10:56,043 Come over here. 1304 01:10:59,708 --> 01:11:01,793 My wife isn't that ugly. 1305 01:11:08,418 --> 01:11:10,293 Ling, what should we do now? 1306 01:11:12,708 --> 01:11:14,043 You're not afraid 1307 01:11:15,043 --> 01:11:15,833 that I'll trick you again? 1308 01:11:17,543 --> 01:11:18,293 Ling! 1309 01:11:19,918 --> 01:11:21,625 What should we do? 1310 01:11:24,418 --> 01:11:26,043 Ling, what should we do? 1311 01:11:27,750 --> 01:11:29,125 Ling, what should we do? 1312 01:11:31,958 --> 01:11:34,250 Ling! What should we do? 1313 01:11:34,293 --> 01:11:36,125 Ling! What should we do? 1314 01:11:36,168 --> 01:11:37,793 Tell us! 1315 01:11:45,833 --> 01:11:47,125 Let's kill him then! 1316 01:11:57,375 --> 01:12:00,250 He's surrounded by bodyguards, how do we even get close to him? 1317 01:12:01,293 --> 01:12:04,000 I heard he takes a dump everyday at 3pm, sharp. 1318 01:12:04,043 --> 01:12:05,543 That's when his security is the weakest. 1319 01:12:06,418 --> 01:12:07,583 20! 1320 01:12:07,625 --> 01:12:08,168 19! 1321 01:12:08,208 --> 01:12:09,543 Then we'll leave it to you two to sneak in. 1322 01:12:13,625 --> 01:12:14,625 And then what? 1323 01:12:15,043 --> 01:12:17,208 Jin San, do you know how to make anaesthetics? 1324 01:12:17,543 --> 01:12:18,543 How numb do you want him to be? 1325 01:12:18,583 --> 01:12:20,293 I want him to feel nothing even when he's all beaten up and bleeding! 1326 01:12:30,333 --> 01:12:31,583 One last request. 1327 01:12:33,000 --> 01:12:34,250 Could you let me finish my business first? 1328 01:12:36,208 --> 01:12:37,500 Don't you regret it. 1329 01:13:03,293 --> 01:13:04,043 Where am I? 1330 01:13:04,500 --> 01:13:05,500 Such a gloomy and horrifying place! 1331 01:13:09,000 --> 01:13:09,875 And who are you two? 1332 01:13:09,918 --> 01:13:10,833 I'm the Ox-Head demon. 1333 01:13:10,875 --> 01:13:12,208 And I'm the Horse-face demon. 1334 01:13:12,250 --> 01:13:14,083 You must have some idea where you are now. 1335 01:13:14,125 --> 01:13:14,958 I'm dead? 1336 01:13:15,750 --> 01:13:16,543 Impossible! 1337 01:13:17,293 --> 01:13:18,168 What are you doing? What are you doing? 1338 01:13:18,208 --> 01:13:19,625 Does it hurt? Does it? 1339 01:13:19,668 --> 01:13:20,543 No it doesn't! 1340 01:13:20,583 --> 01:13:21,833 Then you're right! 1341 01:13:21,875 --> 01:13:22,918 A dead person feels no pain. 1342 01:13:24,668 --> 01:13:25,833 I'm in Hell! 1343 01:13:26,168 --> 01:13:27,208 Hell! 1344 01:13:27,793 --> 01:13:29,168 That's impossible! 1345 01:13:29,208 --> 01:13:30,750 I was only taking a dump! 1346 01:13:30,793 --> 01:13:32,083 How could I die from pooping? 1347 01:13:32,583 --> 01:13:33,833 I mean I could've been dehydrated. 1348 01:13:34,333 --> 01:13:37,168 You must've pooped too hard. 1349 01:13:44,333 --> 01:13:46,583 There's no way I'm dead! 1350 01:13:46,625 --> 01:13:48,168 Everyone says that when they're taken here. 1351 01:13:48,208 --> 01:13:49,625 Where are you taking me? 1352 01:13:50,375 --> 01:13:51,000 Just follow us. 1353 01:13:53,208 --> 01:13:54,543 That's an Internet troll. 1354 01:13:54,583 --> 01:13:56,418 You can go to hell for trolling people online? 1355 01:13:56,458 --> 01:13:58,625 I went online... 1356 01:13:58,668 --> 01:13:59,375 What did she say? 1357 01:13:59,418 --> 01:14:01,043 She said she went online and photoshopped a photo. 1358 01:14:01,208 --> 01:14:02,668 You can go to hell for photoshopping? 1359 01:14:13,750 --> 01:14:15,418 I've never photoshopped a photo in my life! 1360 01:14:15,458 --> 01:14:16,293 You can't do this to me! 1361 01:14:16,333 --> 01:14:17,543 So you didn't photoshop, you didn't. 1362 01:14:18,125 --> 01:14:19,583 I did nothing wrong! 1363 01:14:19,625 --> 01:14:22,333 I should be going to heaven, not hell! 1364 01:14:23,918 --> 01:14:25,083 Move! 1365 01:14:25,125 --> 01:14:25,793 - Noooo! - Make yourself at home 1366 01:14:25,833 --> 01:14:27,083 - Move! - This isn't heaven. 1367 01:14:27,125 --> 01:14:27,833 This is not heaven! 1368 01:14:27,875 --> 01:14:28,708 This is not... 1369 01:14:33,418 --> 01:14:35,625 Newcomer, Richie Xu! 1370 01:14:37,125 --> 01:14:39,250 Do you admit to the crimes 1371 01:14:39,293 --> 01:14:40,543 you committed in the secular world? 1372 01:14:42,043 --> 01:14:43,418 Let's announce all his crimes 1373 01:14:44,083 --> 01:14:46,083 so that he can realize what he did! 1374 01:14:46,125 --> 01:14:47,333 Richie Xu! 1375 01:14:47,375 --> 01:14:49,000 During your fifty-one years of living 1376 01:14:49,043 --> 01:14:50,293 you killed 1377 01:14:50,333 --> 01:14:52,418 16015 people 1378 01:14:52,458 --> 01:14:53,543 and raped 1379 01:14:54,083 --> 01:14:56,418 7330 1380 01:14:56,458 --> 01:14:59,458 2000 of them are overlapping cases! 1381 01:14:59,500 --> 01:15:01,668 Do you still have the guts to say that you're a good person? 1382 01:15:02,083 --> 01:15:05,083 Over 7000 women, are you kidding me? 1383 01:15:05,958 --> 01:15:08,000 Even if I'd wanted to, 1384 01:15:08,043 --> 01:15:09,918 my physical condition wouldn't let me! 1385 01:15:10,668 --> 01:15:12,333 Even if I had the guts, 1386 01:15:12,375 --> 01:15:14,250 my balls wouldn't cooperate! 1387 01:15:15,793 --> 01:15:17,043 I... 1388 01:15:17,083 --> 01:15:19,625 I only tricked some people in my life. 1389 01:15:20,750 --> 01:15:21,708 Who did you trick! 1390 01:15:22,333 --> 01:15:23,293 How did you do it! 1391 01:15:23,918 --> 01:15:25,125 Please elaborate! 1392 01:15:31,583 --> 01:15:32,708 I tricked you all. 1393 01:15:34,083 --> 01:15:34,958 Ling. 1394 01:15:40,750 --> 01:15:41,668 What are you gonna do now? 1395 01:15:43,250 --> 01:15:44,958 Tell me if this is how you planned it. 1396 01:15:45,000 --> 01:15:46,083 You first tell me I'm dead. 1397 01:15:46,583 --> 01:15:47,668 And then... 1398 01:15:48,208 --> 01:15:49,168 I get sent to this fake hell. 1399 01:15:49,958 --> 01:15:51,875 And then I'm so terrified here. 1400 01:15:51,918 --> 01:15:53,418 Oh so scary! It's so scary! 1401 01:15:53,458 --> 01:15:54,750 And after that? 1402 01:15:54,793 --> 01:15:55,668 I'm so terrified 1403 01:15:55,708 --> 01:15:57,958 that I'll tell you all the bad things I've done. 1404 01:15:59,668 --> 01:16:02,125 But you've made one terrible mistake. 1405 01:16:03,918 --> 01:16:05,250 The King of Hell 1406 01:16:05,293 --> 01:16:06,500 should be wearing shoes! 1407 01:16:07,043 --> 01:16:09,793 He shouldn't be wearing a pair of slippers with cartoons on them! 1408 01:16:11,083 --> 01:16:12,125 The shoes you bought were too small? 1409 01:16:12,708 --> 01:16:14,293 You're wearing slippers to relax your feet? 1410 01:16:16,500 --> 01:16:18,500 A very creative idea, but poorly executed. 1411 01:16:18,543 --> 01:16:19,543 What a pity! 1412 01:16:26,543 --> 01:16:28,293 It is indeed a pity! 1413 01:16:28,918 --> 01:16:31,208 You are such a clever man. 1414 01:16:31,250 --> 01:16:33,458 If your son had even half of your wit, 1415 01:16:34,043 --> 01:16:36,418 you wouldn't have been brought to this place, right? 1416 01:16:37,083 --> 01:16:39,293 Bring over Xu Tianyu! 1417 01:16:42,333 --> 01:16:45,208 Emperor, I don't want to die, Emperor! 1418 01:16:45,875 --> 01:16:47,543 My dad hasn't died yet! 1419 01:16:47,583 --> 01:16:50,458 My dream hasn't come true, Emperor! 1420 01:16:50,500 --> 01:16:51,625 Xu Tianyu! 1421 01:16:56,168 --> 01:16:58,000 My dream has come true, Emperor! 1422 01:16:58,043 --> 01:16:59,958 True my ass, I'm still alive! 1423 01:17:00,918 --> 01:17:02,668 Dad? Who told you you're still my dad? 1424 01:17:03,583 --> 01:17:04,583 Think you're any better, huh! 1425 01:17:05,168 --> 01:17:06,000 Son! 1426 01:17:06,043 --> 01:17:07,000 Knock it off! 1427 01:17:08,043 --> 01:17:08,793 Call me Big Brother! 1428 01:17:10,168 --> 01:17:11,918 We don't know who's gonna be the dad in our next life yet. 1429 01:17:14,043 --> 01:17:15,208 It's all fake! 1430 01:17:16,375 --> 01:17:17,250 What's fake? 1431 01:17:18,625 --> 01:17:19,918 This looks exactly the same as the hell in Journey to the West! 1432 01:17:20,333 --> 01:17:21,958 It's all fiction! Why would you believe in fiction! 1433 01:17:22,000 --> 01:17:22,958 Are you dumb? 1434 01:17:24,293 --> 01:17:25,125 Are you dumb? 1435 01:17:25,875 --> 01:17:27,043 I'm talking about the TV show Journey to the West! 1436 01:17:30,293 --> 01:17:32,293 Just keep your eyes wide open and look around. 1437 01:17:32,333 --> 01:17:34,418 That's Ling! You've met her! You know her! 1438 01:17:38,793 --> 01:17:39,708 Oh my god! 1439 01:17:41,500 --> 01:17:42,333 I've met you before! 1440 01:17:43,500 --> 01:17:44,750 You've been promoted, Auntie! 1441 01:17:45,625 --> 01:17:46,500 You've become the supreme leader! 1442 01:17:47,125 --> 01:17:50,625 Auntie, I don't want to die! 1443 01:17:50,668 --> 01:17:52,750 In fact, you don't have to die. 1444 01:17:53,208 --> 01:17:55,168 You're here because your father 1445 01:17:55,208 --> 01:17:57,958 won't admit to the crimes he committed in the secular world! 1446 01:17:58,000 --> 01:17:59,918 So I've invited you here 1447 01:17:59,958 --> 01:18:01,583 to assist in the investigation. 1448 01:18:01,625 --> 01:18:03,875 Just tell us every single detail, 1449 01:18:03,918 --> 01:18:06,418 and we'll send you back. 1450 01:18:06,918 --> 01:18:07,708 Okay. 1451 01:18:07,750 --> 01:18:08,750 I know everything. 1452 01:18:08,793 --> 01:18:09,793 It was around 8 years ago. 1453 01:18:12,668 --> 01:18:15,208 In order to demolish a building, 1454 01:18:15,250 --> 01:18:16,418 he hired a killer 1455 01:18:16,458 --> 01:18:17,833 and killed an old man! 1456 01:18:17,875 --> 01:18:19,375 7 years ago, in order to acquire a piece of land, 1457 01:18:19,418 --> 01:18:20,875 he beat up half of the villagers living there until they were disabled. 1458 01:18:20,918 --> 01:18:21,668 Nonsense! 1459 01:18:21,708 --> 01:18:22,833 Disabled! 1460 01:18:22,875 --> 01:18:25,083 Then he even opened a hospital in that village! 1461 01:18:26,125 --> 01:18:27,083 As for Prestige Garden, 1462 01:18:27,708 --> 01:18:28,958 he forced everyone out, 1463 01:18:29,793 --> 01:18:30,668 but he didn't pay them. 1464 01:18:31,250 --> 01:18:32,375 In his own company, 1465 01:18:33,083 --> 01:18:34,543 he never allowed the employees to send out invoices. 1466 01:18:34,583 --> 01:18:36,333 He also stole electricity from the building next door! 1467 01:18:36,375 --> 01:18:37,250 My god... 1468 01:18:37,293 --> 01:18:38,208 It caused a blackout in the building! 1469 01:18:38,583 --> 01:18:39,708 I've worked so hard 1470 01:18:39,750 --> 01:18:41,168 for so many years 1471 01:18:42,458 --> 01:18:43,500 to get into the core of the company. 1472 01:18:45,125 --> 01:18:46,250 I feel very relieved 1473 01:18:47,793 --> 01:18:48,958 now that I've confessed everything today. 1474 01:18:49,000 --> 01:18:49,708 That's it. 1475 01:18:54,250 --> 01:18:55,333 I did what I did back then 1476 01:18:55,375 --> 01:18:57,375 because I wanted to give you a way out! 1477 01:19:01,458 --> 01:19:02,625 What a joke! 1478 01:19:03,333 --> 01:19:05,250 Why can't you give me the opportunity of starting my life again with a clean sheet? 1479 01:19:07,250 --> 01:19:08,043 Son! 1480 01:19:09,418 --> 01:19:10,418 Again with the nonsense! 1481 01:19:10,458 --> 01:19:11,333 Call me Big Brother! 1482 01:19:14,750 --> 01:19:15,625 May I leave now? 1483 01:19:17,583 --> 01:19:18,293 You can go back now. 1484 01:19:18,333 --> 01:19:19,168 Thank you. 1485 01:19:20,793 --> 01:19:21,750 Emperor. 1486 01:19:21,793 --> 01:19:23,583 I still have a little request. 1487 01:19:28,543 --> 01:19:29,293 Auntie. 1488 01:19:29,750 --> 01:19:31,500 I don't know when I'll visit you again. 1489 01:19:32,125 --> 01:19:33,333 Can we take a picture together? 1490 01:19:34,168 --> 01:19:35,000 A picture? 1491 01:19:37,333 --> 01:19:38,500 Why don't we use my phone? 1492 01:19:39,168 --> 01:19:40,918 After all, you're our distinguished guest! 1493 01:19:49,000 --> 01:19:50,875 You still don't know what's happening? 1494 01:20:03,125 --> 01:20:04,833 One, two, three! 1495 01:20:05,583 --> 01:20:07,208 That night when I first met your mother, 1496 01:20:09,500 --> 01:20:10,875 we got too excited. 1497 01:20:15,168 --> 01:20:16,208 It's my fault, Papa. 1498 01:20:16,958 --> 01:20:17,833 Don't call me Papa. 1499 01:20:19,500 --> 01:20:21,000 Let me just call you Big Brother. 1500 01:20:26,833 --> 01:20:28,043 Can you at least pardon my child? 1501 01:20:28,875 --> 01:20:31,208 The law knows no mercy, Mr. Xu. 1502 01:20:32,418 --> 01:20:33,793 Why do you have to be so mean? 1503 01:20:34,793 --> 01:20:36,875 I've always wanted to be a baddie like you! 1504 01:20:37,500 --> 01:20:39,668 Unfortunately, I failed to become a successful one. 1505 01:20:39,708 --> 01:20:42,250 So I became an unsuccessful good person. 1506 01:20:42,293 --> 01:20:44,000 Just look at yourself. 1507 01:20:44,043 --> 01:20:46,543 This is what's called the victory of the people! 1508 01:20:47,293 --> 01:20:49,918 We're going back home! 1509 01:20:54,458 --> 01:20:57,500 Soon after this, both father and son were convicted of fraud 1510 01:20:57,543 --> 01:20:58,958 and received the punishment they deserved. 1511 01:20:59,375 --> 01:21:01,043 But it's said that incarceration 1512 01:21:01,083 --> 01:21:02,833 actually made them closer. 1513 01:21:04,083 --> 01:21:05,168 Nonetheless, 1514 01:21:06,458 --> 01:21:08,875 Prestige Garden didn't escape its fate of demolition. 1515 01:21:09,418 --> 01:21:10,625 But in a turn of fate, a new developer took over the land. 1516 01:21:10,668 --> 01:21:13,500 They built a hotel on it, 1517 01:21:14,000 --> 01:21:16,043 and even provided every former resident a job. 1518 01:21:20,625 --> 01:21:21,500 Welcome! 1519 01:21:25,043 --> 01:21:26,458 You're just a security guard. 1520 01:21:27,333 --> 01:21:28,875 You're not a cop. 1521 01:21:39,793 --> 01:21:41,958 Bro, can you push harder? 1522 01:21:42,000 --> 01:21:43,043 I'm pushing as hard as I can! 1523 01:21:43,083 --> 01:21:44,125 Put some muscle into it, man! 1524 01:21:48,168 --> 01:21:50,500 Jin San and Juhua really made it big. 1525 01:21:50,543 --> 01:21:52,918 They invented a new kind of anti-smog mask 1526 01:21:52,958 --> 01:21:54,043 and even went on TV. 1527 01:21:54,918 --> 01:21:57,333 You have a big face, you wear it! 1528 01:21:57,375 --> 01:21:59,000 No you wear it! Yours is bigger! 1529 01:21:59,125 --> 01:22:00,168 Thank you, dear! 1530 01:22:03,583 --> 01:22:05,458 Hello, my name is Ping. 1531 01:22:05,500 --> 01:22:06,375 Please come this way. 1532 01:22:10,125 --> 01:22:11,875 If you feel lonely at night, 1533 01:22:11,918 --> 01:22:14,583 I can tell you some stories! 1534 01:22:20,000 --> 01:22:22,708 Last one, this really is the last one! 1535 01:22:23,418 --> 01:22:24,418 Dr. Wang! 1536 01:22:25,083 --> 01:22:26,458 There's no room for another needle! 1537 01:22:26,500 --> 01:22:28,293 If I don't insert this one, all the previous treatments are a waste! 1538 01:22:29,250 --> 01:22:30,000 Dr. Wang! 1539 01:22:30,043 --> 01:22:30,958 Please! 1540 01:22:31,000 --> 01:22:32,500 One needle won't make any difference! 1541 01:22:33,208 --> 01:22:34,208 As for me, 1542 01:22:34,250 --> 01:22:35,500 among all the people, 1543 01:22:35,543 --> 01:22:37,083 I'm no doubt the most talented 1544 01:22:37,125 --> 01:22:40,125 and accomplished of all. 1545 01:22:40,168 --> 01:22:41,583 In my specialized field, 1546 01:22:41,625 --> 01:22:43,000 no one can beat me. 1547 01:22:43,418 --> 01:22:45,000 There are indeed dirty things here! 1548 01:22:57,875 --> 01:22:58,668 Chicken Little! 1549 01:22:59,043 --> 01:23:00,418 How many times have I told you 1550 01:23:00,458 --> 01:23:02,043 not to jump on the bed in your shoes? 1551 01:23:02,083 --> 01:23:03,083 Yet here you are! 1552 01:23:03,918 --> 01:23:04,875 There's a guest coming soon. 1553 01:23:04,918 --> 01:23:07,375 Ling, you told me you'd take me to an amusement park! 1554 01:23:09,333 --> 01:23:10,958 Come over here. 1555 01:23:15,458 --> 01:23:17,000 Aren't we in one already? 1556 01:23:21,083 --> 01:23:23,293 There's the ferris wheel over there! 1557 01:24:33,543 --> 01:24:34,293 Who are you? 1558 01:24:34,750 --> 01:24:36,000 You're not my husband! 1559 01:24:36,918 --> 01:24:38,168 Whose husband is he? 1560 01:24:38,208 --> 01:24:39,918 He's mine! 1561 01:25:11,958 --> 01:25:14,083 I heard that many celebrities are fans. 1562 01:25:14,125 --> 01:25:15,875 This is a very special product 1563 01:25:16,583 --> 01:25:17,793 What do you all think? 1564 01:25:18,208 --> 01:25:21,668 You should be wearing this mask 1565 01:25:21,708 --> 01:25:23,208 It's because you have big boobs. 1566 01:25:23,333 --> 01:25:24,750 Girls who have big boobs usually have a bigger face. 1567 01:25:24,833 --> 01:25:26,958 If you have a big face, you have to wear plus size bra. 1568 01:25:27,458 --> 01:25:30,875 This mask would never fit my wife. 1569 01:25:30,918 --> 01:25:32,333 Why wouldn't it fit me? 1570 01:25:33,000 --> 01:25:34,293 Dear, this is a surgical mask. 1571 01:25:34,333 --> 01:25:35,625 Not a festive mask. 1572 01:25:35,668 --> 01:25:37,583 It's hilarious when you wear this mask, I can't even see your face! 1573 01:25:38,043 --> 01:25:39,168 You're saying you don't like my small face? 1574 01:25:39,875 --> 01:25:40,918 No. 1575 01:25:40,958 --> 01:25:43,333 Babe, we're not talking about your small face. 1576 01:25:43,375 --> 01:25:44,375 We're saying you have small boobs. 1577 01:25:45,583 --> 01:25:46,708 What do you think? 1578 01:25:46,750 --> 01:25:47,708 You scared me! 1579 01:25:47,750 --> 01:25:49,083 How is this a place to talk about your wife's boob size? 1580 01:25:49,125 --> 01:25:49,833 What's wrong? 1581 01:25:49,875 --> 01:25:51,418 Who would talk about his wife's boob size publicly? 1582 01:25:51,458 --> 01:25:52,250 Babe, it's recording. 1583 01:25:52,708 --> 01:25:53,793 You even know it's recording! 1584 01:25:56,543 --> 01:25:57,168 Stop! Stop! 1585 01:25:58,793 --> 01:26:00,543 Okay! Let's go to the rooftop now! 1586 01:26:02,583 --> 01:26:04,208 Open it! Open it! 1587 01:26:04,750 --> 01:26:06,000 Can you hear that? 1588 01:26:09,418 --> 01:26:10,125 Thanks for the effort. 1589 01:26:14,000 --> 01:26:15,500 Make a surprised face. 1590 01:26:15,543 --> 01:26:16,333 Sure. 1591 01:26:21,208 --> 01:26:21,875 Come on. 1592 01:26:21,918 --> 01:26:22,708 Give me 20 dollars. 1593 01:26:23,543 --> 01:26:24,293 Here you go. 1594 01:26:25,668 --> 01:26:26,458 Surprised! 1595 01:26:27,043 --> 01:26:27,875 Scared! 1596 01:26:28,375 --> 01:26:29,208 Terrified! 1597 01:26:30,793 --> 01:26:32,418 Ling, you didn't do anything. 1598 01:26:32,833 --> 01:26:33,750 I'm done. 1599 01:26:33,793 --> 01:26:35,708 Have you seen any good actor have expressions? 1600 01:26:36,458 --> 01:26:37,708 Have you seen Tony Leung's acting? 1601 01:26:40,083 --> 01:26:42,750 Easy, easy! 1602 01:26:42,793 --> 01:26:44,333 You're going to kill them! 1603 01:26:44,833 --> 01:26:46,333 How could you have mistaken her for someone else? She's so ugly! 1604 01:26:46,375 --> 01:26:47,500 And you claim you love your wife. 1605 01:26:49,043 --> 01:26:51,125 She really did look like Lan! 1606 01:26:58,875 --> 01:27:00,043 God! So it really was true love.